12. Dropo (with special shout-out to Pitch of Santa Claus fame) - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdprrh9Gw8U

Bringing up the rear (as he so often does) in this festive little countdown of ours it's the laziest man on Mars, Dropo. Definitely fitting the "ironic love" criteria as Dropo is one of the worst plagues ever brought to cinema, I'd be lying if I said my Christmas season would be left complete without a reviewing of both of MST3K's Christmas specials, so even if Dropo's the laziest man on Mars and looks like the love child of Duck Dodgers and Tingle and even if Pitch may be dollar store Krampus, my love for these pieces of cheese run deep in my nostalgia bone. I've watched these absurd movies with the captives of the Satellite of Love since I was a kid and will continue to do so for many years to come and after all, aren't the holidays all about traditions? Sure, it may not be the most orthodox of traditions, but I wouldn't have it any other way!