8. Vunter Slaush - South Park

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhgFQNK2lc0

There's a time in our lives where we all believe in fairy tales; Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Vladimir Putin, American freedom, Slash; just to name a few. Sure, these things can be fun, but there's a time in our lives where we all need to grow up and realize these things exist purely in the realm of myth and maybe. To those who didn't know that Guns 'n Roses' bassist was someone's dad posing as a fabled entity from Germanic folklore, I do apologize for ruining the magic, but it's high time you knew... but, I suppose in the spirit of the holiday it's okay to pretend... for just one more day~