Simba: “So I Know I’m Goro, What exactly are you?”

Boz: “Very Horny”

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Some time ago, probably several months, Speedocub brought it to my attention that he’d like stripes. I thought, well oaky, give him some stripes…but that doesn’t seem entirely imaginative. So the concept just sat there, rotting away with countless other concepts that’re still clinging to life (and my leg), waiting for the right time to be useful. Well, when Halloween rolled around, I thought…well hey, here’s a perfect opportunity to sue that idea! But I gave him not only stripes, but the entire tiger body (which is what he’s always begging for anyways.) I figured, well, might as well draw myself as a lion, and just switch ‘em around to make for a neat little Halloween picture. The idea for the costumes came much later…like, just a few minutes ago later. I figured, I wanted us in speedos as usual, but it’d be cool to be wearing a costume over the costumes! So, He got Goro, and I eventually came up with ‘Beast’.

Came and Beast go together very well.

So…Happy Halloween folks! If you go out trick or treating, remember, never except candy that smells like mouth balls or old people. Also, anything with ‘Spongebob’ on the wrapper, be sure if you get said candy, to smack said giver repeatedly, and smash their pumpkins with a sledgehammer while reciting that lovely Peter Gabriel song by the same name.

Have a good one!