if i had a candy cane that large, honestly i think it would be a nuisance, because how in the heck am i gonna eat all of that? like, i paid good money for this thing. im not going to throw it away gosh dangit, so i would struggle and put my work into it every single day. gaining a hatred for peppermint and sweets, i would finally be finished after months. maybe even lose a few teeth and get malnutrition since the only thing i would eat is my 300 kg peppermint stick. good lord let me never come into possession of one.