Originally written on 10-21-09.
Comments, as posted on my other site:
"When I started this out, I actually had the intent of writing a poem from the perspective of my hero, Snively. Sooo..."heroes" and "villains" would be meant more literally. But somehow this evolved and became kinda about me, too...

Because the thing about Christians crawling out of the woodwork trying to save me? Haha, so true for me. XD It's hilarious, people preach at me who don't even KNOW me, never met me until that day, and all they're doing is helping me air up a tire or whatever. Even my closest friend was like "Do you just go around saying Hail Satan or something? How does this happen to you?!" Yeah, I don't, and I don't know.

Anyway, enjoy. Don't know exactly whose perspective it fits better (you'd have to exclude the mention of Christians, if it was Snively's...I don't think they exist in his world - oh how lucky he is!), but I like it anyway."