I chose "Poetry" for this song spoof, as there is no entry for song lyrics.

Anyway, after listening to a few songs by the german group "Dschinghis Khan", one of them got stuck in my mind, and in the process I had the idea of spoofing it to make an ode to that sexy dragon turtle that most of us love (and secretly root for).

It was rather hard trying to keep with the original song's tempo. And after slightly revising some of the lines (this is version 1.1), I may come back to it one day and tweak it just a little bit.

Of course, you need to know the song to get the full effect, but it should not be hard to find online. Both the song and the group are named the same.