Long ago, in a very clay of the area, there was... a real eagle scout! ... However, he did not pronounce some letters and numbers, and the worker was... yeah, that's it. But he was a big fan of doing nothing; well, the wife he had strict and authoritative. Once the New year she sent him behind the tree.
It didn't work the first time.
His wife wouldn't let him in. Again sent for the tree!
The second time it didn't work.

Muzhik: Prototype from Soviet cartoon Fell last year's snow