
One day, Zodoff was sleeping off a squig beer bender when Mork (or maybe Gork) came to him in a vision. He told da Grotmek that without an ork leading their group, other orks would assume the grots were unled, or worse, rebels. He told Zodoff that they needed an ork, or something that looked like an ork.
Upon waking, Zodoff thought about it and realized that if he built a mekanikal ork, it would serve two purposes. First, it would make orks think an ork led their force, and maybe make orks leave the grots alone to play with their tanks. Second, with the mekanikal ork in charge, enemies wouldn't be shooting at Zodoff as much! It was a win-win for the Grotmek!
Thus, Mekbot 2000 was created! It has a power klaw, a kombi-skorcha (shoota and a skorcha), a kustom force field built into its back end, and a series of pre-programmed orky mek sayings to shout!
Examples include:
Gimme dat scrap!
Kill all hoomies!
Red wunz go FASTA!
Yer choppa ain't choppy 'nuff!
Where's my toolz?
Gimme dat hamma!
Stupid gits!
Shoot da ______!!! (insert name of target enemy: hoomies, spikey gits, poncy gits, orks, shiny tinboyz, spikey poncy gits, metal bawkses, and so forth)
and of course:
404 error - NEEDS MOAR DAKKA!!! (for some reason, Zodoff can't change this one)
Upon waking, Zodoff thought about it and realized that if he built a mekanikal ork, it would serve two purposes. First, it would make orks think an ork led their force, and maybe make orks leave the grots alone to play with their tanks. Second, with the mekanikal ork in charge, enemies wouldn't be shooting at Zodoff as much! It was a win-win for the Grotmek!
Thus, Mekbot 2000 was created! It has a power klaw, a kombi-skorcha (shoota and a skorcha), a kustom force field built into its back end, and a series of pre-programmed orky mek sayings to shout!
Examples include:
Gimme dat scrap!
Kill all hoomies!
Red wunz go FASTA!
Yer choppa ain't choppy 'nuff!
Where's my toolz?
Gimme dat hamma!
Stupid gits!
Shoot da ______!!! (insert name of target enemy: hoomies, spikey gits, poncy gits, orks, shiny tinboyz, spikey poncy gits, metal bawkses, and so forth)
and of course:
404 error - NEEDS MOAR DAKKA!!! (for some reason, Zodoff can't change this one)
Category Sculpting / Fantasy
Species Orc
Size 1280 x 960px
File Size 123.7 kB
Listed in Folders
Oh, hey, I just realized I didn't give a parts listing for this one! ^OO^
Okay. Parts used in this include: wire, styrene C-channel, the front spikes from an old Leman Russ dozer blade, 2 business ends from grot-prods, two interior door access panels from the old Chimera's back hatch, 2 new 'Russ dozer blade mounts, a power claw from an old metal Servitor, a metal IG backpack casting (to counterweight the back end thanks to that claw), an IG flamer and prometheum tanks, the back end from an IG autocannon, Chaos Defiler head-plate-helmet thingy, one lascannon power cord, and the following parts from a box of Ork Boyz: one torso, one head, one metal jaw, several shoulderpad thingies, some glyph plates, the barrel of a shoota, and one targeting ring thingy.
Can you figure out which parts went where?
Okay. Parts used in this include: wire, styrene C-channel, the front spikes from an old Leman Russ dozer blade, 2 business ends from grot-prods, two interior door access panels from the old Chimera's back hatch, 2 new 'Russ dozer blade mounts, a power claw from an old metal Servitor, a metal IG backpack casting (to counterweight the back end thanks to that claw), an IG flamer and prometheum tanks, the back end from an IG autocannon, Chaos Defiler head-plate-helmet thingy, one lascannon power cord, and the following parts from a box of Ork Boyz: one torso, one head, one metal jaw, several shoulderpad thingies, some glyph plates, the barrel of a shoota, and one targeting ring thingy.
Can you figure out which parts went where?
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