Ok so i got a story to telll!! :3

MY BEST AND ONLY QUALITY!

NOw We will start with me being awaken by my friend that came over at 7am, i though she was coming at 12... I was wrong! So we both feel asleep to like 12, I was awoken to the sound of Heart Land a shitty horsey show on Netflix. We watched that for a while. Now we both want to make a cookie/brownie/creamcheese/ bar thing! So we go to dollar general!

Its just starting to snow, cause it was raining lightly all day! But this dumb bitch brought her card,(she knows her card is stupid) card didn't work, we go back to my house, grab money, come back, get stuff! Its fucking snowing like a mighty bitch! WE rip open that shit and just on fucking que my other friend who is hosting the "party" text me... Im like UGJGNGHGH I JUST WANT THE STUFF!

But she likes lets go get food! So she calls We talk a she like "want to come with me to another city thats like 40 mintues out". In a fucking blizzard.. And our town is a lazy bitch when it comes to plowing.... Im like no! Just wanna get eggs and get our thingy made. She like but I can take you to walmart! Which is also out of town... IM like you can BUY EGGS IN TOWN! She like "Oh yea."

So we end out going for food! We all hanging out in the restaurant eating the good food! So my Dumb little friend is like i have to go pick up her boyfriends friend. IM like you gonna die! Cause its fucking just shit outside. Everything went from not white to very white. So we go our different ways. She didn't end up going there cause she hit the first round about and her car spun and that was that.

My other friend and I get back make the shit, then sit down and watch the Bird Box! Didn't know it was a thing till she said something, but she like theres lot of memes on it and she NEEDED TO UNDERSTAND. So im like fine, while finish drawings. We watch, we get pissed, declare its a stupid movie cause everyone we like dies. My favorite line "You're either an asshole or your dead." It reminds me of my dad! :3 So after tha we finish our cooking shit, and go over to my friends house. There was a good foot of snow on my road, cause plowing is not a thing.

We get there and my friend and her boyfriend took shots with her very drunk mom. This would not be the case any other day, but when her mom is drinking she gets frisky!We steal the music speaker. My friend couldn't get it to work. So she like "THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM NOW!" So I had to see if I could get it to work and fix her phone case cause she couldn't figure out how to put it back on, she was pretty sober at this point to..... So first issue the thing wasn't plugged in....... Second no idea cause i couldn't get it to work! IT WOULDN'T! WTF!

The friend I came with, well she was dying the whole night cause her stomach was killing her. Also two princess's had a bitching matches, and they say girls are bad. Then we went and made food! Noodles and a whole bag of meatballs, so my friend thats wasn't dying cooked the meat balls and i cooked the noodles, I chocked my dying friend out with a wooden spoon when she was taunting me, and beat my friend boyfriend with a spoon. I also told him he had the three Hs, Herpes, heroine, and whores. He proceeded to tell me whores don't start with an H. But I already asked my friend if it was ok, and she said yea. So I told him to listen to his girlfriend.

I took care of the kids and my friend that cooked the meat balls just walked back down stairs. So everyone got their noodles and meatballs. Just to tell you know WE heard her mom and her moms boyfriend fucking... Then they left taking my friends care cause my other friend blocked her car in. So my friend just watched as her drunk mom just walk out the door with her keys. Don't worry they returned it safely, this is not the first time. My friend did tell her not to crash it, to which her mom told her she already cashed one of her cars, so shut up.

I got sat on by both of my friends cause they had to express their love for me, that was annoying. While boyfriend and his friend fought, so GOD DAMN CLOSE TO MY COMPUTER!!!! I yelled at them to knock their shit off.... They didn't step on it woosh.. So dumbass and dumbass two had to go see who was better at pool, why my dying friend fell asleep with a really dumb face and my other friend and me played would you rather.

Then they got all hyper and alive again, some bullshit romantic shit happened. To which we all mocked. My friend and her boyfriend rolled around on the ground, my dying friend laid pool table and me and boyfriends friend rolled pool balls down her neck and i angled them into the pockets. I would like to say that I was a sober, this is just who i am. These fuckers though tequila and pineapple juice warm was a good idea? It wasn't.

Also So my friends boyfriend was hyper as fuck, so I ask him to go get my a band aid cause he some how found one at her house last time. Which makes no sense cause iv never seen a bandaid in his bitches house in over 8 years.... SO he pounces up the stairs, runs through the house then comes back, falls down the stairs stops a couple from the bottom and tells me "right side of bathroom." And thats it. I was confused and without bandaid but it was best for him to just sit and chill, cause i was waiting for someone to fall down the stairs.

Finally the night winds down at 1 cause, my dying friend wanted to fall alseep at 8, my other friend wanted to go to bed at 10 or 11, and the rest of us wernt tired. So me, dying girl, and short shit boyfriends besty all go in the living room and those two go into her room. So I took the best and biggest couch cause this whole game is rigged and i asked ahead of time, cause you know what nepotism is just unfair.
My dying friend is acually the tallest person out there to, but she got a small couch and just showed me some Bird Box memes before passing the fuck out. Shorty played music for a while and I played game, he fell asleep first and I was just awake.

Then a stupid idoit pokes his head out and just goes "Hi! Your playing *slurred* binding of Issac". So he sits down to watch and before long a good 2 hours pass, we talked about wolf songs, the game, my friend, the fact that we both have that iv been on the internet to long personality. I would like to say this mother fucker was not talking quietly, this fucker was half shouting there was no volume control. I would do like a lower your vocie motion with my hand to try and get him to talk quieter, it worked for about a good 3 minutes before he was shouting again. He woke up his friend and his friend asked him to grab shit cause he had woken him up to begin with. At like 4 something loud boy went back, I fell asleep at like 5 something.

I was awoken by the 2 idoits out in the living room at 8something. And their like go wake up other friend, cause she planned breakfast. I told them I didn't care cause i wasn't hungry and if they were smart they would know that waking her up at that time would have made her so pissed, which would have ended up in getting fucking nothing. So i waited to like 9 to which them bothered me the whole time to wake her up, after telling them to get up and do it their selfs I just spam text her. We could here her phone go DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! They all look at me! OMGgg! If i do a job got to get it done right. My friend texts me she don't care, i tell her I don't care just the kids are annoying me.

She gets up we talk I tell them all about Loud mouths greats moments when he was talking to me. And we go out for food looking like a bunch of stoned mother fuckers. And thats how the day ended.


If you read all that, oofff!