E: Wait, so how did you get inside my fridge again?

Razor: Tol you, I dunno! Crew 'n me was hitt'n up a Bunker-tek thing, look'n fer stuff 'n food 'n whatever. Then some oth'r fucks start shoot'n at us! I ran off 'n found a box 'r sumthin in a big room to hide in, 'n then a big 'splosion went off, then th' door popped an I was tits first on top of ya.

E: Ah...I guess that probably explains where all my soda and leftovers went... Um...are you alright?

R: *sighs* No...'m tired 'n hungry 'n lost as fuck...

E: Right, okay.. Well, I'm sure I've got something here to eat still, and we can find a space for you to crash while we figure out what's going on. Did you want to take a shower while i get food sorted?

R: *blinks* A what?

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Been tempted by the raider designs by  emberdarkfire for a long time, and then there was a purple one.