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Card & Horror Card: *walk into a elevator*

Horror Card: .... Where are the buttons?

Card: Hmm...
This elevator has voice reconditions.

Horror Card: Have you ever tried it?

Card: No.

Horror Card: It doesn't understand foreign accents...


Card: Eleven!
Elevator Speaker: Could you please repeat that?

Horror Card: Eleven!

Elevator Speaker: Could you please repeat that?

Horror Card: .... You need to try an American accent.
*clears his throat then tries to speak like an American*
Eleven! *he obviously sucks since he's German*


Elevator Speaker: Could you please repeat that?

Horror Card: .... Try an American accent.

Card: *clears his throat then tries to speak like an American*
Eleven! *he sounds worse than Horror's impression*


Elevator Speaker: Please speak in a calm & content manner!

Horror Card: Calm? Calm?!
Why is it telling people to be calm?

Card: Gen'in' karera wa sekai no hitobito ga okotte iru koto o shitte imashita!!
( Cause' they knew foreign people would get pissed!! )

Elevator Speaker: If you'd like to get out without selecting a floor,
simply say "Please open the door".

Horror Card: Please...Please.
.... Suck my dick.

Card: Please open the door. Please...

Elevator Speaker: ...... Please remain calm!

Card: *he finally snaps* ARGH!!! :rage:

Card: *climbs onto Horror's shoulders, so he can get close to the speaker*

Horror Card: Ack! Card, what are you-

Card: Shhhh! I'm waiting for it to speak...


Elevator Speaker: Please select a floo-

Card: *starts yelling in Japanese*
FAKKU, HAITEKU GARAKUTA! DARE GA ANATA O TSUKUTTA NO KA O MITSUKETE, HITO SHUSABETSU-TEKINA FAKKU NI NARANAI HŌHŌ O KARE NI MISEYOU!
KARE WA DENKI ISU O TE NI IREMASU!

( FUCK YOU, YOU TECH CRAP! I'LL FIND WHOEVER CREATED YOU AND SHOW HIM HOW TO NOT BEING A RACIST FUCK!
HE'LL GET THE ELECTRIC CHAIR! )
Horror Card: ....

Card: JIYŪ!!! (FREEDOM!!! )

*the elevator door opens, revealing 3 people*

Horror Card: ...!
... *blushes in embarrassment as they stare at them*

Card: JIYŪ!!! (FREEDOM!!! )

Horror Card: Um... Going up?