09'

inspired by  knotcast's doorknob jokes

So the joke in the show is that the at-risk-youth-panther will beat his boyfriend  savrin. When a female victim of domestic abuse goes into the hospital and she has a black eye is known to say she fell on a doorknob. The joke then evolved to savrin getting hit w/ doorknobs w/ Zapnuts doorknob launcher or panthers sack of doorknobs. In my opinion, it's their signature joke.......quite literally. Their fans get the cast to sign doorknobs. If they will be at MFF i should get one for them or them to sign this.

ok, that was the back story. Time for my artsy-fartsy ranting. We had to make a hat for ourselves like that in this 1908 Sears' Catalog. What better than a hat of doorknobs and women that deserve them.

(note that i threaten people in real life w/ the phrase "DON'T MAKE YOU BEAT YOU LIKE MY FUTURE WIFE". I only joke about it. I'm nonviolent and i would never hit woody or any of my partners, even in jest.)

So men use women like tools and objects. It put handles on the women and also put in dolls with the woman to denote this. All the women look the same basically and have no identity and they were treated this way. Like the hats they wore they were mere property and tools in the eyes of society during that time. The doorknobs covering their eyes also show them getting hit in the eye w/ a doorknob and further taking away from their humanity. Some of the women and dolls have goggles on. That is b/c they learned their place and are shielding their eyes from the blows of doorknobs, but as you can see they still have saddles and collars around their necks. Luckily society isn't really like this anymore........and i'm in love w/ a man.

In all seriousness don't beat your significant other..........they some lose their value then.