You know, I never did learn how many ounces there are in a cubic inch.

*Grabs a pump.* But I know a way to find out empirically!

Insert "slide rule" joke here.

Ha, I worked it out over at DA.

I mean, i think that at least deservers a well done sticker.

Nice art as always.

Meet the teacher after class and she'll give you some extra credit. =D

*Sonic Act Finish Music Plays, Ritz (Cheesally) gives a Thumbs up and winks*

*giggles lots and moos* very cute picture

That would have to be one hell of a gold star. ;)

How many stars wouls a titty-fuck get me? :p

Depends on how many you see when you get a foot to the face. XD The stars would be the /prerequisite./ =P

I was seconds away from asking if you could hook us up, know what I mean, with such a lovely teacher and all. <3

But you know my feelings toward it, nice work as usual. <3

HA! a burn from the teacher, and the girls will so kill the boy that wrighted that there =P

I belive he'll like it thusly, Nori.

LOL That's pretty funny!!

You americans and your backwards measurements. Make the crazy units stop!

How else are we supposed to make math hard?

Teacher Tailsko has already made math hard. And science, and english, and whatever else she is teaching.

Hard to sit through without denting the underside of your desk, that is!

Mashato: TELL me about it! Will my wood-shattering..... wood never cease?!

Where the fuck were teachers like her when I was high school?!

Nowhere convenient, that's for sure!

See, I'd be inclined to solve this problem in the Tootsie Pop fashion.

"Let's find out!"

*laughs* Look at those knockers, though! You'd end up with a HUGE bellyache.

One...
Two...
Three...
*crunch*

three...

Its 42, right... is it... please is it 42?

So now when is lunch? :3

It would be a good lesson for students I'm sure.

Ounces? What the hell is that? O_o
Your 'standard' way of measuring things mystifies and confuses me. ^_^;

http://www.worldwidemetric.com/metcal.htm

I see. The American has to know of all the world's measurement standards, but noone else has to tit for tat!

XD I'm just messin'.

I know im gona get two d's and an f

One F for FWD-D-D-D-D; the sound your pants make against the desk.

I see.....blanket is now needed lol

Nice job on the hand and the skirt. You should draw gals in skirts more often.

Well...I know what's harder than Chinese algebra now. X3

I probably would have done better in school if I had teachers like her...

The outfit is really cute, right down to the glasses there, though my attention is drawn lower down than that...

HMm.. three questions:

If her breasts are nothing but skin and milk, what happens when the milk is all drained out? Serious sag? :P

What would the first student to solve the question correctly recieve? I want to say a hug, because nothing says 'positive reinforcement' by being smothered by teacher's mountainous bosoms.

Finally.. what would her response be if some student says he forgot his milk money? ;)

.__....

I think I came a lil.. ::checks::..

Yep.



-w- milk~

Bwhahahahahaaa! I love this! Both sexy and hilarious!
*Snickers and starts to crank out the math for the presented question despite his poor math skills*

O_o Gah! Sounds kinda like a fluid mechanics question to me. Too bad my class wasn't like this in college.

P.S. Even the wording is like the instructor I had.

A GALLON EACH. >:0
That's five pounds a gallon... TEN POUNDERS >:0

That's some very aggressive... very jiggly math. XD

Well, now that I think of it- THAT AMOUNT COULD BE DOUBLED.

I am the MASTER OF DOUBLE... ING. INCREASING AND. Stuff.

Bigger. Yes. Says the king of all cosmos.

ROLL IT BIGGER NEXT TIME OR OUR RAGE WILL BUILD AND WE WILL CRUSH THE PUNY ASS PRINCE WITH OUR PINKY.
OUR BLINGING PINKY.

Sweet Merciful Jelly Beans @_@

I wanna learn. I wanna learn sooooo badly ;)

I'd SO do that! *laughs*

If students give you lemons, make lemonade. Then make those little bastards DRINK it without sugar.

I think it's about 245 ounces, 122.72 or so ounces each, rounded up for 2 jugs. That's a lotta milk. Do I get my gold star now?

I love cheesecake that makes people think. It brings a tear to my eye. ;)

*giggles and fails at math* that's so funny :P, and a great drawing double + *claps*

the more you learn, cause knoledge is power.........where were these teachers when i was in school

Can she teach Richie? =3 Btw the glasses suite her ^^. Faving this one >:3

Wow. This is one of the few times I've done math with a boner.

Really?? Man, that was me all through middle school. It SUCKED when you got called up to the board with a mahogany finish.

LOL! That's hilarious! :D I love that last line! :D

I got 140.557698 imperial fluid ounces, or 135.0522175 US fluid ounces... per jug, I suppose, coming to totals of 281.1153966 and 270.104435 respectively. I'm a little unclear if the diameter referred to is a single jug, or if it's for both, in which case the value would be far smaller. Also, I assumed the jugs were perfect spheres.

I actually had a math teacher in highschool that has breasts... well, probably not that big, but they were on the obscenely large side. I'm guessing 5.5" diameter, maybe?

Wow. *claps* Bravo. You reached the correct conclusion. Yes, that was diameter per breast. Good work! XD

Heh, naw, I'm not a geek at all...

No, you're just a /very thirsty man./

Yes... thirsty... that's the word... yes...

Aw, sweet! This was your first fav, awesome. :D

Plus. Any excuse to bury your face in that kinda flesh is a good one.

I am in complete agreement good sir! Any excuse is indeed... z'nuff.

Yeah, first fave. I figure if I'm going to not just be a lurking jackass here, I should, I dunno, fave things. And post. You know, like some kinda... not-jackass.

That's... nearly 4 litres (3.994 to be more exact) per breast, 8 litres (7.988 to be more exact) for both...

@.@

But for a bust that large, that sounds almost logical... still... Oy oy oy...

The real math question here is,

how many cookies we got?

Wouldn't we have to factor in the general size of the mammary glands in most mammalian breasts? (That is to say, even with a disregard for skin, what the dimensions would be of the sphere inside them would be?) :3

Nice linework.. Hm.. :3

Nope. Mathematics have a notoreity for factoring just enough into the equation to /kind of/ make sense, without having to commit to any other sciences. ;)

Unless the forumlas I'm using are off, its roughly a total of 7,035 ounches.... Which is roughly 55 Gallons.

...I think I screwed up somewhere, probablly the conversion of Cubic Inches to ounces

Ah-hah! I forgot that a radius is *Half* a Diameter! Its ~270 ounches, roughly 2.1 gallons.

so hard to think with all blood drained from upper brain... so "hot for teacher" (at least I`m hoping shes one of those teachers that has no qualms about helping a select few students like myself to study hard with private tutoring after class ;) )

one also wonders if she could teach physics involving body cavities and long tubular objects of varying lenths and diameters? ;) and i suppose frcition variables involved with different substances between the 2 oibjects ^_~

WHY!?!?!?! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND DEAD PUPPIES, why weren't there teachers like that when I was in school?

*slurp*
In the name of...erm...education...
This kitteh would more than definately want to find out for himself.
*purrrrrrrr*

*peeks over Mogger's shoulder and coppies answer* GOT IT!!! *points to mogger* What he said!

Excellent joke!

I didn't have a teacher like this! Now I’m math phobic and lactose intolerant.

Could you repeat the question? XD

o.o Uhmm... Alot. nyah.

I believe the universally correct answer would be
*pucker up, sucking noises*

A cry for help? Help with... what, exactly?

Me: Ms. Prower, could you come to my house after school for private tutoring?

Tailsko: Whatever for?

Me: Oh, nothing special, but I'm single and I live alone, if you get my drift.

Tailsko: Oh I see... *Mischievous giggle*