Day 30: Boy do I feel silly! It turns out I was under some kind of spell, and it only lifted after getting back to the States. Magic or no magic, it's unbelievable my friends and I didn't realize what was happening this whole time. You'd think I would have noticed things like my hair growing, the horns on my head, or this huge friggin' udder! I'm just glad we left India before I started walking on all fours. At least everything makes sense now, like how the last few days people were flocking to our hotel to drop off tons of gifts. We kept what we liked the most, but there was no way we could take it all back on the plane. Everything else my friends gave away to people on the street on the way to the airport. I think something like two dozen kids now have their college educations paid for in full. What an amazing time! I've never felt so special in all my life. To whoever, or whatever did this...THANK YOU!!! And, uh, now that I'm home, I'm gonna turn back to normal, right? ... Right?

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This is officially the end of the story, but I came up with one alternate ending that I couldn't resist drawing.

Alternate Ending

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