i had one of thou's to but it was for $9,000,000 and it was from a uncle in china .. um i don't have an uncle in china

Lol thye r so pathetic with the way they keep trying, Ihad oine which almost got me....but then I saw the email I was like..PFFTTTT better luck next time looozars!!!

Because fedex managers use MSN for email contacts instead of fedex.com

Lol wel its fake anyway tal, I never use fed ex, and plus I find Aussie Post more reliable then them, and UPS more reliable to speaking of which *looks at you mischievously* he he he.....I think you know what I'm looking at you bout X3

I get lots of emails slightly related to this one. Their really just spam messages, got them all set to filtered. Damn me giving my email address to that website!

Yeah it sucks when they do that stuff to you >.<

i have two email accounts. one for personal, business, and family matters, and one for registering on sites, and doing things i suspect will generate a lot of shitmail. This is a fun one, some nigeria scam wannabe. Most email providers can retrace the spoofed origin address, too. send it to undisclosed recipients rather than use a zombie mailer terminal for one per account letters, tell you to give info they should definitely have on file... and this kind of bank draft, i think, has to be handled in person, with the details made UP FRONT. I don't even think fed ex deals with cash transfers.

long story short, never open attachments from people you don't know, and never tell people your real name and shit.

oh, and for the love of all things cute and fuzzy, DON"T LOG INTO ANYTHING THAT ISN"T EVEN ON THE DOMAIN OF THE THING YOU'RE TRYING TO ACCESS!

don't give them your name, address, DOB, even your telephone number. If they get a single piece of info, they can trace things here and there, and come back with all kinds of hell.

Just send it to reportphishing[at]antiphishing.org

So true I agree with what your saying man, I follow those rules too, but some people still don;t understand it so with what I said uptop I tried to simplify things for non compueter literate people. Yours is a little more in depth for them :3

I had a funny one from a woman who said that she was dying and that no one she knew was honest enough to their beliefs to receive her money in her will and that she knew I was a 'God-Fearing' man that seserved her money and all she needed was my personal details and my bank details xD

Me... God-fearing... BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *falls off his chair rolling around the floor laughing so hard his eyes water*

That woman -really- doesn't know me at all ^.=.^


I love the japanese 'buisness offer' ones of 'all we need is X thousand dollars to set up a buisness that you will get to be a full partner in'

1. I work in sterling dumbasses!
2. I know jack about running buisnesses
3. I know jack about you so why would I go into buisness with you... In Japan...?


Even better are the 'OMG!!! I'm stuck in another country and need you help! Send me money!' ones that come from people I've never heard of...

Why did you go there if you cant afford to get back you idiot?! And who the hell are you anyway? And why did you send this email to me and 7 other people with similarly spelt email addresses...


XD sorry, long post but I love taking the piss out of these scam mails...

Lol omg they r all so typical XD, another is some portarican chick saying she inherited some 1 mil and that she needed an investor to liquidate the money I was like...RIIIGGHHTT, how about you fuck off, and never email again k bitch? K? goood :p

I get emails from random addresses, claiming to be all the same person.

I just block, and re[ports as phioshing scam each time.

I loled at one.

"Hi, I saw ur pic, and I think ur cute, we should totally talk some time. Add ____@hotmail.com"
I once replied.
"Oh, really? You love my dragon pic huh? Well, that's so awesome you're into furry straight off the bat. But some sad news for you hun, I'm more into guys than gals, so, find someone else."

I never get replies. Which makes me sad. I wanna see just how broken I make these people.

Lol I hate it when people do that, but they were probs either shocked at the fact that ur a furry, or it was another lame automated message XD