Oh you millenials and your "selfies" and your "snapped chats" you know back in my day we had to talk to each other FACE TO FACE, IN PERSON and we didn't spend all day with our faces buried in a little screen ha ha ha and also casual homophobia and racism were the norm and nobody batted an eye if you smacked your kids around a little ahhh those were the days

(P.S. There's also a secret bikini version of this one!)