nuke it in the microwave

Already on the list.

nail gun
girl friends dildo on hi
ask a girl or guy to fuck it

Nail gun, yes, the other two, no.

well um lets see here no dildo you said right hmm lets see,,,, get a horse to step on it or a dog to play frisby with tit

there by scratching it and shattering the other

take a rolling pin and set it on a graveled area and roll the CD while it's sitting on the gravel

Good one!

bloomin' 'eck! you must gone to town on that thing

The one that is two chunks I bent it and now there is a bunch of shrapnel. The one that is all cut up had a nice couple hundred meetings with an exacto knife.

Overkill but do what you would with a penny on a railroad track with the CD.

That's not overkill, but I may not end up getting a chance to do that one, but it's a really good idea. I'll do my best to make time to go put a cd on the tracks somewhere and wait for a train.

I'm looking forward to seeing your videos when you get enough ideas.

I have finished recording the CD on railroad tracks. I put it there and waited two hours with my camera and soda at hand.

Lol

Freeze one in ice and hit it with a baseball bat

I don't know that ice would get it cold enough, but I'll see if I can get some canned air to spray that ultra cold liquid on it, and then shatter it.

put it between to blocks of dry ice

Ohh that'd be fun to watch

Where can I get dry ice so that it is here within 24 hours though? And how much does it cost? I only have $30 budgeted for this series. Most of that goes to cheap CDs.

grocery stores sell it

flamethrower ?

Lol, that's already on the list, but thanks anyway.

Use a dremel tool with a sanding attachment, spin it up to 30,000 RPM and watch it explode.

I wish I could but I don't have any tools that spin fast enough to make the CD explode.

ok put it on your fastest tool and shoot it with a bb gun........?

use explosives on them =)
Use some kind of acid on them.
Put one in a toaster o.o

For acid, I already put chemical solvents, for explosives, I wish, and for toaster, I would but I don't want to get melted plastic in it.

you can make explosives with components found in the kitchen :P
and for the toaster. You have to make some sacrifices ^^

glue some m-80's and firecrackers to them then set them off

close it in your car door,
break it off in the disk slot while being "too aggressive,"
boil it and eat it?
leave them laying around while a younger sibling or neighbor is doing arts and crafts,
Try to force it into the floppy drive,
let it your "favorite" disk "fall" threw the spacing on a second story deck.
Improper cleaning,
wash it in the laundry,
try to fix a scratch with silver nail polish,
try to fix the nail polish with nail polish remover,
have an elderly family member mistake it for a tea cup saucer,
pets. enough said,
covet them too closely,
Have a female acquaintance use one as a mirror to do makeup. make sure she is sloppy and does so with excess.

last one might be more humorous with a guy...

Oh! tape!
dishwasher
food possessor,
juicer,
the obvious Frisbee?
use one as an ashtray,

I don't see how tape would destroy it, I could clean that off
I don't have a dishwasher...
Food processor... or blender!
I don't have a juicer
CD's can take days of Frisbee. I'll put a hole through a wall before I destroy it enough.
Ashtray... I'm not sure about that one, I don't think the cigarette would burn it long enough.

duct tape should be strong enough that if you adhere it and then rip it off it will pull the foil along with it.
Frisbee you just haven't been playing in rocky enough conditions... when they slide across textured cement at high speeds even the plastic gets torn up a bit. :/

A lot of these i was just basing of personal experience.. sorry about the ones that would include other people. didn't know.

close it in your car door, - Can do!
break it off in the disk slot while being "too aggressive," - I'd rather not risk breaking anything but cheap CDs
boil it and eat it? - Sorry, but boiling it will make it too hot to eat, and CDs start to get soft at around 300 or so Fahrenheit.
leave them laying around while a younger sibling or neighbor is doing arts and crafts, - sorry, it's all gotta be solo acts of destruction
Try to force it into the floppy drive, - wow! perfect, I even have a junker floppy drive to do this with!
let it your "favorite" disk "fall" threw the spacing on a second story deck. - That won't mangle or destroy it enough.
Improper cleaning, - with sand and steel wool
wash it in the laundry, - I've done this before. It doesn't work.
try to fix a scratch with silver nail polish, - don't have any
try to fix the nail polish with nail polish remover, - don't have any
have an elderly family member mistake it for a tea cup saucer, - again, solo acts only, and that would be kind of a slow destruction
pets. enough said, - Eh... I'd have to spend a long time getting my dog to step on it enough times that a scratch remover wouldn't work on it, sorry
covet them too closely, - Huh?
Have a female acquaintance use one as a mirror to do makeup. make sure she is sloppy and does so with excess. - I don't have any makeup.

Thanks for all of the suggestions, but sorry I can't do them all, some of them either take too long or just wouldn't work well enough(eg, the CD could just simply be cleaned)

for laundry run it on hot and also wash articles of clothing that have zippers buttons studs and other metal embellishments

and by covet i ment just hug it till it cracks in half of the foil splinters.

oh and last one you probably cant do. try squeezing it in a vise? or workshop clamp?.

Clamp... I believe I have one of those. That one I'll do, but the washer/dryer method sounds boring and slow.

you have a floppy drive o_0 ?

...well i assume most people have at least one old computer in their home with one?... also yes..

My floppy drive came from a junker computer from the ally.

ew no i just buy a new computer regulary

Well what do you do with the old ones?.. i mean it's illegal to leave some electronics for the garbage collection to pick up. though most often they don't pay attention to what's going in the truck or plain don't care anyway. (has seen them take a non-functioning clothes dryer before.)

I ritually burn it. Or sell the useable parts seperatly and make the rest small enough to fit in a dumpster. And I do NOT keep 6 year old machines in my home o_0

you sir.. waste. o-o Of course i come from a family where old computers never die.. but are simply upgraded and revised. Benefits to a father whom works under IBM is that he manages miracles on frugal budgeting. Also some old computers are considered antiques now a days and can actually be sold for a surprising profit.

I have an old computer that has a floppy disk i'm using that computer as a media server

Hmmmm, Beebee gun :D

I would if I had one.

Might be a little out of price range, but bury one in a pile of cat litter and pour pool cleaner over it. (It will catch fire for those who've never works at a larger store.)

I have chlorine and mildew cleaner and cat liter. Will any combo of those work?

Maaaybe, we were just told not to compact pool cleaner and cat litter because they'd react and start a fire. Might be worth a shot at least, but my advice, start small and if you use chlorine, stand FAR back, maybe get a respirator.

I accidentally breathed in chlorine smoke once while trying to set it on fire with a propane torch. It really hurt my throat, but I coughed before it got to my lungs. I have a high quality respirator at my house... but I would never consider using it no matter how dangerous the gasses being released are.

Time to mix random chemicals!

I hope you're using all AOL CDs that come in the mail.

I haven't gotten one of those CDs in at least five years.

Plus, I'm not really in a position to continue working on this at the moment.