Gods even now he's a prick x.x

To be fair, he's also doing something that is 99.999% guaranteed to kill him almost instantly, and he's relying on being able to do the thing he said before he expires, so y'know.. I think we can allow him to be a little bit pricky.

Only 99.999% huh? I'd say those are pretty good odds given the circumstances xP

I mean If I'm about to die I want my dick wet one last time too....LOL

Samhung eh? I suppose fruit based brands tanked in the future-past.

Banana just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What about Applepie?

Applepie? wasn't that the first version of that Robodroid software?

You got me there. I don't know nothing about software and very little about hardware.

They came out with the ipinapple pen

Oh, okay. Well, I've never heard of the ipinapple pen. So, that may be why I don't know anything about Applepie.

I have a peeeeen. I have a appul. BAM! Appul peeeeen.

iBuhnan

pearbook

I would so get the Banana phone 6

Now I wanna know what it feels like

Wow, world is literally about to end and ya couldn't keep it in yer pants for two seconds? Shame on you Feretta! :v

It's not MY FAULT! D:

it's YOUR universe! Course it's your fault! XV

Dude, I laughed so friggen hard at that.

He just keeps going XD

Leaving the saving of the world to this guy? Yeah they're doomed.

Hey, he may have strong sexual urges, but he's also hella smart :p

Also, after releasing those urges, it might add more juice, lubrication, and/or focus to that hella smart brain. Almost like NOz to the engine I think...

He's gonna commit... a Japanese number puzzle? =P

Well... don't you always feel like you're gonna die trying to solve one of those damned puzzles? I do. Especially the hard ones.

but they're fun

Not really, but then I don't do the hard ones that often. =P Or the medium ones, come to think of it.

Dammit Alf! Why do you gotta 69 every serious event?!

Ah reverting to sexual jokes. A good coping mechanism to relieve stress from... the whole world ending situation black hole thing? Truly a good way to hide your true feelings.

Squints I can't quite make out the words on his neck port. What do they say?

FerTech and a serial pattern. :p

Committing Sudoku? Seppuku I know; that's a new one...

It's a meme :p

I guess just two things may happens: either they obblige, or he would be lucky they need him mostly alive to stop that big white thing...

Option C; they each grab an ear, and tie a big knot.

The Great Muppet Caper comes to mind..
"hey, how you uys fixin' to pay"
What are our choices?
A; Credit card. B: Cash. C: Sneak out in the middle of the night.
We'll take C.
Very popular choice.

He's a cyborg!? :O

Same question here

No, he just has a neck port for interfacing directly with stuff.

Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?

It's the future, you gotta have a chip in your neck!

it's called THE MATRIX.

I want BOTH pills!
The PURPLE pill makes me THE AUDIENCE!! HA! I wi- WHAT D'YA MEAN I STILL LOST THE GAME?!

That was the sound of inevitability

why not 2 magnets to hold on any external connections and a high bandwidth low range transceiver all embedded under the skin, allowing for a connection without the surely difficult to create and hide neck flap?

Technically that still makes him a cyborg.

Does he get it? X3

Alfred! Is this like.. a final request scenario? Are you really sure that’s the last thing you wanna do?

.. There are OTHER THINGS people want to do as their last thing? :p

...a delicious stake dinner?

Steak is fleeting, great sex is forever.

I can’t argue with that.

agreed.

Did i miss something?

When was it stated that they are all robots/androids?
Like sentient mechines or are we talking ghost in the shell type full body prostetics?

I is confused, plz reboot! D:

They have neck chips. :p

That is not "just a neck chip", she actualy has to open a panel like thing on his neck with apperently several openings to plug something in and an LCD display! :O

Unless you ment by "neck" something like, "Replacement of 4th vertebra" o,o

-shuts up now and waits for next page-

-wile nomming chillie frys-

It's probably like a control interface for the use of the black core material or something like that

It interfaces with all the cores that are actively engaged, so people can bring out fire, water, grow plants or blow stuff (wind), and in the latest case, create objects out of thin air.

Which are totally not related to the magic system in use in the present day version of the setting

I mean, in current time, no one has chips in their necks :p

Oh so not just dicks?:p

Nah I think those are just bonuses

Two punches in the face?

He gets a smack on the head at least! AT LEAST!

Smoooooooooth.. . . XD

Somehow I feel like having one last fling while being attached to ultimate power isn't such a good idea.

What if he starts shooting lasers out of every output of his body?

Well he's not connected yet :p

glad to know that fen inherited her faces from someone great

Sarcasm is not needed for this situation.

Need he be reminded of his horny past that got his love triangle broken, and his former partner ends up making a device that will destroy reality.

He should learn that it what got him, and the world, into this mess. Even if he's the solution to the said problem.

Also, would he even have time before all is gone?

1. Samhung. Nice one XD

2. One-night-stand turning into a Last-Night-Stand?

Succeed and you may get it.

Dude, do you really want to anger the woman programming the coding you're going to need to save all creation while she's doing it?

I guess one last send off is acceptable considering almost certain death.

i'm sorry this had to be posted https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images.....11/744/c65.jpg

If I was foing to die with 98% probability, as the whole world with me, I'd be fucking around too, probably. x3

man i swear he's like the energizer bunny he keeps going and going and going when it comes to sex

I'd say...you're gonna get denied

that would be my last request to. since it's gonna be the last time i get laid

Step #1 don't die.

Step #2 see step #1.

remind me again how we went from fantasy with magic, dragons, and all that to sci-fi?

by going to the time before fantasy with magic, dragons, and all that; in the time line. This is how the world was before it ended the first time.... I forget how many times it 'ended' before it became a fantasy setting.
In short: this is a flash back... kinda. ex-positional prelude? .... Either way this is an info dump about how things came to be so that more relevant shit can be explained due to background knowledge required or whatever.
That help any?

Just about a million years in the past, the world was a prospering post-scarcity supersociety that created some of the most advanced technology the universe would ever see. And then had an accident.

We're looking at the origin of that magic.

Gotta admit, takes a lot of balls to ask someone who's already ticked at you for a threesome while they're literally poking around inside your head.

.... Sudoku? This an intentional joke or did you actually mix it up with Seppuku? (One's a numbers puzzle the other's ritual suicide.)

It's a classic meme.

Option 1 - they agree to a threesome

Option 2 - he gets smacked over the head

Such a perv. ^^

And then each girl grabbed an ear, and began to pull in different directions.

I am really like this, though Alf he a true horn dog to the end. I can't blame him though.

always use a genuine, *quints* samhung tablet!

Good freaky or bad freaky...?

I like the way he thinks

Hiding the fear and pain with smart assery I see

Committing SUDOKU?

Could we argue that Albert's last statement could be from a glitch in his neck chip being re-calibrated?

Nah, that's pretty normal for him..

I doubt the facial expression is

Will we be getting a threesome? I would rather enjoi one.

1. We all know she's just playing a switch, and he's getting a VR feed in his head.

2. He never asked for this.

3. I now know who Fen gets it from.

He gun get zapped....

Hey, she got to jack into him, so it's only fair if she returns the favor?

what year is this?

Compared to our calendar? Probably somewhere in the 10,000's

Mind blown

"well I might die so if I'm dieing I want a bareback 3some and one has to be a female or close enough cus she's taking the seed vaginal no birth control and the kids gonna be the child of a hero....I....hope....if not at least I got laid before unfucking this fucker by fucking it

That is.. A very strange line of dialogue.. :p

More like a list of demands before his suicide mission

Lol It's sepoku, not sudoku.

My world view is shattered and all life spark has now left me with this incredible revelation.

(It's a meme :p)

Brought to you by SAMHUNG. Girthiest selection of high-quality electronics in the world.

is he's a bio mechanical lifeform

No, he just has a chip in his neck, like everyone in future settings :p

Well, they're all going to die anyway if this doesn't work so might as well hump away!

SAMHUNG

Okay so I had thought of this like a month or two ago, but I want to verbalize it before we get confirmation either way; the space Vix is from this earlier universe and the Vix we know and love is from the second one he's telling Fen about. I'm guessing this now. :D

Think of them more like actors. Also Space Vixen isn't necessarily in this universe ;)

Is Alfred voiced by Robert Downy JR.?

Abso-fuckin'-lutely.

OH? Sam hung? so he got big balls? ;p