Amen Brother.

I try not to be

And professional designers everywhere thank you for your efforts!

IT WAS FREE

ISN'T THAT GREAT

Is a "jiff" file okay???

Choosy moms choose JIFF FILES.

"You can really taste the rage!"

ahh yes, this is all to familir

People love clipart!

And Comic Sans! And Curlz MT!

and... Papyrus...

"But it's so cool! The whole congregation agrees it's the holiest of fonts!"

haha it is so weird when you walk down the street and recognize the fonts in store's names

walk into any new-age-hippy shop and you get the magik trio.
blackadder, dalliance & papyrus!

then run in fear.

Jesus fuck. Okay, I know this is, like, a week after the fact, but I haven't been checking FurAffinity regularly as of late.

That being said, I nearly threw up on reflex seeing "Comic Sans".

Comic Sans.... I read that the CREATOR of the font is part of the movement to Ban it. That amuses me.

sad part is the deer you drew up there is fantastic >:C

That's the same deer that got rejected. Not QUITE the same clipart, but close.

And thanks

cud you draw me

my character is a wolf.
thanks.

Please find the original clipart

I want to use it in my logo

cud you draw me

my character is a wolf.
thanks.

It reminds me of this one time one of our customers brought in a super shitty certificate and we made it look 100 times better for them, but they complained that their computer set up wouldn't line up the names on our better looking certifciate, so instead of changing the set up they insisted we re-crapify their certificate, except for they didn't say it like that.

Ha ha ha, god those people are annoying.

Use the claw end. The round end will get caught in the entrance wound and you'll have to wrench it out before delivering another blow. The claw end can simply slide out, or, if you have enough arm strength, be used to rip the bran and skull forward, causing more damage.

I wish I had the balls to smack a twit with a hammer. :C

you are a better man than i - i quit after mere months of dealing with clients who thought outlook = The Internet

and those who print out their MS Word mockups and point to the page as they hand it to me saying, "make sure to include all these photos, okay?"

also, oldsauce but still relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgcX0y1Nzhs

When cookies aren't enough.

(your avatar)

once a web designer said my webpage wasn't professional because each page didn't have a header

They probably meant 'professional' in respect to HTML standard, which (at least used to?) call for a header on every page. Even if it was completely empty.

Standards are weird like that sometimes. Unless you mean header as in a banner bar? In which case, just, fuck'em.

yeah, i'm fairly sure thats what he meant. I have a tab setup on my webpage (bunnymilitia.com) and with the headers it looked awful.

he did other shit too that i did not approve then charged me anyways...NEEDLESS TO SAY i won't be hiring him again.

ffffffffuck :I I feel sorry for you, man.

Your biggest mistake is to do work that you are proud of. When you do that, then you have to take it personally when the client wants to fuck with the project. It's some kind of syndrome they get, and here is the progression of symptoms:

1) Hire talent to do something you know yourself to be incapable of.
2) Realize that spending money on the talent makes them your slaves.
3) Conclude that master knows better than slave what needs to be done.
4) Understand that you have better ideas than the people you hired to come up with ideas.
5) Hamstring the creative process with your lame jackassery.
6) Get shitty product which you think is great because they used your shitty idea.

There is no cure. The talent either compromises or dies. Better to chuckle quietly to yourself because you got paid to do something these fools could have done without your help.

Like the Goblin Rider says "You don't want to waste the good stuff on a bunch of zombies."

Yeah, that... that sounds about right.

I'm not in the business but I can clearly see things like this occurring.

Stupidity that is.

Yeah, it's pretty common no matter what profession you're in.

"Can't you draw it that way? You artists should be able to draw ANY style!"

.................................

Reminds me again why I shouldn't kill the client? Oh yeah, the money.

SURE, all images "on Google" are copyright-free and can be used for our business stuff! Your 2-second sleuthing trumps my 6 hours of drawing in vector, and my attention to CMYK compatibility.

I legitimately cringe at the thought of doing design work sometimes, and I draw commissioned porn for people on the internet.

The expression in panel three is priceless; I seriously snorfed my Dr Pepper when I saw that.

Haha, that's great.

People don't commission others to draw in there style but to steal from other styles at a cheaper price. Or to just buy something that if they werent lazy they could figure out them selfs....... *face palm*