Crim the Dog is a man of many characteristics, but lately one has stood out above all others: hyphy. Crim is very hyphy, and as such, he will spontaneous burst into gorilla booty beats that threaten to crumble even the mightiest of mountains.

But unfortunately, this flamboyant trait is not Crim's most noticable feature. I am here today to correct this tragedy.

Crim is not one to be trifled with and his mighty steed is nearing by--its monstrous lights can be seen in the overview, illuminating the savior. His metal demon goes by one name and one name only: H2

And it's coming for you.