
Take a picture of yourself right now.
Don't change your clothes. Don't fix your hair.
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Dear furries,
I have a confession to make.
I'm not really a skeleton rabbit. I'm actually black-market parrot-smuggling mariachi musician who hopped the border many years ago in hopes of opening up a successful burrito stand in the heart of Los Angeles.
So far, my burrito business has been a little slow.. and so has selling these damned parrots! So.. I did what any self-respecting burrito-selling parrot-smuggler would do. I combined both of my businesses! So hey, stop on by to BIRDY'S BURRITOS for some of the finest parrot meat burritos you've ever tasted! Now only $2.99! (And for the kids, we'll throw in a special toy! Your choice of a wind-up* rat or cockroach!)
*May not actually be wind-up.. in fact.. may actually be real.
Oh and uh, hey.. I have one other confession to make here, guys... I may have cheated for this meme.. you see where it says "don't fix your hair"? Well.. I might have combed my mustache before taking this picture. Sorry for disappoint you all... :'(
Don't change your clothes. Don't fix your hair.
Post that picture with no editing.
Post these instructions with your picture.
Dear furries,
I have a confession to make.
I'm not really a skeleton rabbit. I'm actually black-market parrot-smuggling mariachi musician who hopped the border many years ago in hopes of opening up a successful burrito stand in the heart of Los Angeles.
So far, my burrito business has been a little slow.. and so has selling these damned parrots! So.. I did what any self-respecting burrito-selling parrot-smuggler would do. I combined both of my businesses! So hey, stop on by to BIRDY'S BURRITOS for some of the finest parrot meat burritos you've ever tasted! Now only $2.99! (And for the kids, we'll throw in a special toy! Your choice of a wind-up* rat or cockroach!)
*May not actually be wind-up.. in fact.. may actually be real.
Oh and uh, hey.. I have one other confession to make here, guys... I may have cheated for this meme.. you see where it says "don't fix your hair"? Well.. I might have combed my mustache before taking this picture. Sorry for disappoint you all... :'(
Category All / All
Species Rodent (Other)
Size 835 x 679px
File Size 550 kB
*whinnies and gallops majestically off into the beautiful western sunset, balls flopping around and all*
(even though I actually don't have balls.. but stallions do. and this a furry website where furries love talking about giant animal balls. so. balls flopping around in the western sunset~)
(even though I actually don't have balls.. but stallions do. and this a furry website where furries love talking about giant animal balls. so. balls flopping around in the western sunset~)
oh my gosh. You're so funny, skull bunneh! I think that you should follow your heart & it shouldn't matter if your'e really a skull bunny or not! If your true passion is to make burritos out of parrots, then I say Do it! Go for your dream & don't let ANYONE take that from youuuu !! *makes durpy hope-filled animu face*
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