“I think something or someone fell out of the building, man! I was far away from the shootin’ but I think I saw a guy! All decked out ‘n’ shit! Like in the movies! He got a big gun, man! Like shit you use in Iraq or some shit! Man I wish I was high!”

-“Witness” statement of mass shooting of accused mob boss and lone gunman.

I’m trying to bring back the infamous “MACHINE GUN MAN” into the fray, shitty name I know but I can think of a better name.

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