Usapyon slowly wakes up. He groggily sits up and yawns. It's just then that he realizes that it feels a lot breezier than usual. He looks down only to find that the pants of his spacesuit are gone and his "space pants" are on full display. He panics and with a crinkle runs to where Haley is. "Haley! Haley! A thief stole my spacesuit pants!!"
She turns around with a calm look on her face. "Oh it wasn't a thief silly."
"What?! Then who was it!?" He says looking down at his exposed padding and blushing.
"Oh I did it..."
Usapyon stops his panicking in his tracks. "You WHAT!?!?"
"Mhmmm." Was her only response.
"But... why!?!"
"Well mostly because you look so cute without them."
Usapyon blushes at hearing that. "C...cute..? I AM NOT CUTE!!!"
"Oh yes you are, and I decided you shouldn't hide your cuteness under those pants anymore."
"But it's so embarrassing..." He says trying to cover himself.
"Plus now all your friends get to see just how cute you really are."
"WHAT!? There is NO way I'm going out like this and letting everyone see my dia... uh... space pants!!"
Haley was no longer able to keep a straight face and burst out laughing at Usapyon's slip of truth at what he wore without using his work around of calling them space pants. It was then that Usapyon's embarrassment and anger reached their peak and he couldn't take it anymore. He pushed the buttons on the side of his helmet and the inside went dark, his eyes turning into red slits as he grabbed his blaster and started approaching Haley.
"Oh come on Uaspyon... It was a joke..." But Usapyon doesn't stop approaching. "Wait... wait... I'm sorry... NO!!!!" But there's no stopping Usapyon from taking out his anger on Haley and the entire room with his blaster.
She turns around with a calm look on her face. "Oh it wasn't a thief silly."
"What?! Then who was it!?" He says looking down at his exposed padding and blushing.
"Oh I did it..."
Usapyon stops his panicking in his tracks. "You WHAT!?!?"
"Mhmmm." Was her only response.
"But... why!?!"
"Well mostly because you look so cute without them."
Usapyon blushes at hearing that. "C...cute..? I AM NOT CUTE!!!"
"Oh yes you are, and I decided you shouldn't hide your cuteness under those pants anymore."
"But it's so embarrassing..." He says trying to cover himself.
"Plus now all your friends get to see just how cute you really are."
"WHAT!? There is NO way I'm going out like this and letting everyone see my dia... uh... space pants!!"
Haley was no longer able to keep a straight face and burst out laughing at Usapyon's slip of truth at what he wore without using his work around of calling them space pants. It was then that Usapyon's embarrassment and anger reached their peak and he couldn't take it anymore. He pushed the buttons on the side of his helmet and the inside went dark, his eyes turning into red slits as he grabbed his blaster and started approaching Haley.
"Oh come on Uaspyon... It was a joke..." But Usapyon doesn't stop approaching. "Wait... wait... I'm sorry... NO!!!!" But there's no stopping Usapyon from taking out his anger on Haley and the entire room with his blaster.
Category All / All
Species Kaiju / Giant Monster
Size 1108 x 1280px
File Size 157.4 kB
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