
Cripto presents a scary flashback from his high school years which explains why he ultimately chose to remain single.
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Chuong: During my high school years, both in Denmark and in the states as a foreign exchange, my friends and I would make a lot of inappropriate puns for laughs. In Denmark, we would make inappropriate jokes involving obesity and McDonald's. In America, I'd make jokes that are of course unfortunately sexual in nature by using puns. I also remember in America, my friends and I would go on MySpace at the time and send our friends links to shock websites for laughs as well as links that trick them into playing the scary maze games for laughs. Of course with you G-52s, I do have to watch what I say since I know that some jokes can get a bit raunchy and out of hand. Of course a lot of these jokes I make wouldn't be acceptable in Vietnam in many aspects.
Anh: If Luong was with you then, he'd blow his top off and tell you to knock it off. Glad you're aware when its appropriate to make such jokes and when its not.
Chuong: Yeah. As for the sex ed thing, I did see that and the part with the STDs from irresponsible sex is gross I know that feeling. I had to leave the class. But one thing for sure is true with the scientific consensus; when people have sex, they have children. That's why most people get a real job after high school, get married, then have sex which leads to kids. Circle of life.
Jack: Hey as long you're not perving out in public, that's fine.
Chuong: True. They also say porn helps keep the perverts in the closet but in the American state of Arizona, they want to declare porn addiction as a public health crisis.
Jack: Well they're not wrong about that since there are medical journals about the negative effects of pornography on people so Leo would agree with the state government of Arizona on declaring porn as a public health crisis.
Anh: If Luong was with you then, he'd blow his top off and tell you to knock it off. Glad you're aware when its appropriate to make such jokes and when its not.
Chuong: Yeah. As for the sex ed thing, I did see that and the part with the STDs from irresponsible sex is gross I know that feeling. I had to leave the class. But one thing for sure is true with the scientific consensus; when people have sex, they have children. That's why most people get a real job after high school, get married, then have sex which leads to kids. Circle of life.
Jack: Hey as long you're not perving out in public, that's fine.
Chuong: True. They also say porn helps keep the perverts in the closet but in the American state of Arizona, they want to declare porn addiction as a public health crisis.
Jack: Well they're not wrong about that since there are medical journals about the negative effects of pornography on people so Leo would agree with the state government of Arizona on declaring porn as a public health crisis.
Leo: I would agree because I did a rant on sex vs. porn. Sex, when it's done correctly, leads to kids and continuing the life cycle. Porn is just poison for the brain. This generation and the one before it have seen more of that than any other generation, thanks to the internet and digital technology.
Marching Wonder: And as all of you know, porn meant death on Kriegland. So those Golbarkan pirates did all they could to get us all killed so they could take over.
Leo: Did it mean death on the other planets?
Monarch Major: It did on Leonine.
Turbo Tiger: It didn't on Bengalia, but no tiger ever bothered to deal with it. We instead had our military help the Krieglandonians destroy it.
Marching Wonder: And as all of you know, porn meant death on Kriegland. So those Golbarkan pirates did all they could to get us all killed so they could take over.
Leo: Did it mean death on the other planets?
Monarch Major: It did on Leonine.
Turbo Tiger: It didn't on Bengalia, but no tiger ever bothered to deal with it. We instead had our military help the Krieglandonians destroy it.
Chuong: Death over porn is rather an overreaction unless you're in Saudi Arabia. Most countries that ban porn only imprison those over them. But I prefer Arizona's method of handling porn by declaring it as a public health crisis since rehabilitating porn addicts in a psychiatric setting would be the best solution. The World Health Organization should take note.
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