FRENCH TOAST EMERGENCY (FTE)! RUN! DO NOT WALK TO YOUR NEAREST STORE! WIPE OUT THE BREAD, MILK, & EGGS! HOW ELSE WILL YOU SURVIVE THIS FTE UNLESS YOU HAVE THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE FRENCH TOAST?!?! SO WHAT IF IT'S A NORMAL SNOWSTORM LIKE WE GET MANY TIMES EACH WINTER?!? THE NEWS MEDIA HAS HYPED IT UP! YOU MUST BELIEVE THE MEDIA AND BUY IN PANIC!!!!
I always have bread, milk, & eggs on hand, so of course, I was prepared for today's snowstorm. 8 inches (20cm) as I post this and still falling. So, of course, I need to celebrate it with French Toast as I mock all the sheeple who always seem to forget it's normal for here as they rush to the store and wipe-out the bread, milk, & eggs.
Maybe I should have used the Canadian white instead of oat nut for the bread and maybe if I made regular coffee this morning instead of hazelnut. Then these two wouldn't be helping themselves to my breakfast.
Get out of there, you two! That's mine! (warningscreechatter)
I always have bread, milk, & eggs on hand, so of course, I was prepared for today's snowstorm. 8 inches (20cm) as I post this and still falling. So, of course, I need to celebrate it with French Toast as I mock all the sheeple who always seem to forget it's normal for here as they rush to the store and wipe-out the bread, milk, & eggs.
Maybe I should have used the Canadian white instead of oat nut for the bread and maybe if I made regular coffee this morning instead of hazelnut. Then these two wouldn't be helping themselves to my breakfast.
Get out of there, you two! That's mine! (warningscreechatter)
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