This is giving me the mood.

The mood for crimes.

good, because it's crime'o'clock

That is a lot of fluff spilling out of that kneckline. Is that legal?

only if you can rock it

Crimes!

crime time

Would enthusiastic public sexings be considered crimes? If so, I'm more than game to have some fun with such a fine adversary damsel. Some tickling between the lobes of hooves, maybe some udder play. . . And that's just for a start.

i think she's more into the sort of crime where you have no money and she has more money than she started with

looks like there's gonna be a crime involving an umbrella

the umbrella is her sword

criminal groups in Flyhhnemonia tend to use every-day objects as weapons, because it's just TOO civilized and wealthy of a city for actual crime to be easy to pull off in the city walls (the city outside the walls is a different story,but STILL)

good career criminals like yhelm have narrative reassignments that force their weapon of choice to work like an actual weapon

in yhelm's case if she swings an umbrella at you it will feel exactly like a sword when it hits you

interesting, but I assume it also serves to keep the rain off her!

oh, yeah, when it's opened it works as a shield of iron

it's a good power