I watched Big Mouth and wanted to design my own hormone monster so here she is! So you’re going through puberty but you don’t seem to have any interest in having sex like your fellow classmates? You’re feeling weird and different and think there might be something wrong with you?

well she’s here with the answer

There’s nothing wrong with you at all. You’re just ace.

and she’s also here to tell you all the fun things you can do by yourself if you catch my drift, because being ace doesn’t mean you have no sex drive at all, so she’s more than happy to help you figure things out

she sure would have been helpful to have around when I was a teen I’ll tell you that much