
If you send me a letter asking for free art of a pig for your pig collection, but don't include anything in the letter to indicate you're familiar with my work (and call me Mr. Gibson), this is what you're gonna get. Lucky for you I'm still trying to get back into drawing and decided to do this for practice, and I was too lazy to draw a detailed evisceration of said pig by the hell pig.
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Animal related (non-anthro)
Species Pig / Swine
Size 852 x 618px
File Size 101.8 kB
Listed in Folders
Mr. Gibson. OMG. Can't. Stop. Laughing.
I'd have been tempted to give it to Dwight, Roz, and see what HE came up with. (Can't draw? Well... you did ask for MR. Gibson).
I shudder to think what you'd draw if I asked you for free art of, say, the Trio of Trepidation. (Don't worry - I won't. You and your time are worth far more to me than that).
Though I might have to start referring to you as "Mr. Gibson".
I'd have been tempted to give it to Dwight, Roz, and see what HE came up with. (Can't draw? Well... you did ask for MR. Gibson).
I shudder to think what you'd draw if I asked you for free art of, say, the Trio of Trepidation. (Don't worry - I won't. You and your time are worth far more to me than that).
Though I might have to start referring to you as "Mr. Gibson".
Believe it or not it's not that uncommon. I've had people come up to me at cons and tell me they thought I was a guy due to the subject matter of my work. Although I'd feel sorry for whatever guy got stuck with the name Roz. I suppose I could've sent it to my brother, who is the only real Mr. Gibson at this point.
You know, it's late to the party, but I finally figured out what the Hell Pig reminded me of - Frankenswine.
Frankenswine were a genetic aberration from Janet Kagan's old short story collection Mirabile. They were basically your Hell Pig combined with mole features - Hell Pigs that could burrow through the ground and attack you from beneath. And worse, they were omnivores - and utterly wrecked any biosphere they encountered. If they didn't eat you they happily munched on roots until every plant in the biosphere was dead. And good luck killing them - they could take a shotgun blast to the face and keep right on coming.
Remember Mabob? His one really big moment in the sun was during the war against the Frankenswine. And it was a war - surprisingly dark stuff for Kagan.
Frankenswine were a genetic aberration from Janet Kagan's old short story collection Mirabile. They were basically your Hell Pig combined with mole features - Hell Pigs that could burrow through the ground and attack you from beneath. And worse, they were omnivores - and utterly wrecked any biosphere they encountered. If they didn't eat you they happily munched on roots until every plant in the biosphere was dead. And good luck killing them - they could take a shotgun blast to the face and keep right on coming.
Remember Mabob? His one really big moment in the sun was during the war against the Frankenswine. And it was a war - surprisingly dark stuff for Kagan.
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