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Flutterpied


It was a beautiful spring day in Ponyville. There was a bustle of activity as the many inhabitants went about their daily activities. There was, however, one pony who was traversing through the side streets and less-populated alleyways, trying not to be seen. Fluttershy walked along nervously toward Sugarcube Corner. “Maybe I shouldn’t do this today...,” she thought to herself, “Pinkie is probably too busy with.. whatever it is the Cakes ask her to do when they go out of town...” It was true, the usually busy Sugarcube corner was closed today. Mr and Mrs Cake would every so often take themselves and their children on vacation or to visit relatives. During this time they would ask Pinkie Pie to carry out certain chores that were easier when the shop was closed.
Fluttershy was about to turn around and return to her home, but she stopped herself. “No! you’ve put this off for too long! This is the best time to do this and you know you can trust Pinkie to keep your secret” she thought as she continued marching toward the bakery. She walked around to the back side of the shop and gently tapped on the door. There was no response. “Guess she’s not here after all...” she thought as she turned to leave. Right then the top half of the door swung open.
“Hiya Fluttershy! I thought I heard knocking but it was really quiet so I thought maybe I was imagining it but then I just figured I might as well check and there you were! What brings you here today? We are closed ya know” Pinkie said. Fluttershy looked to the side. “Well, I was hoping too see you... I have a favor to ask... if you’re not too busy... Are you the only one here?” “Yep just me and you! Come on in” Pinkie said as she opened the door. They both walked inside.  
Fluttershy looked around nervously while making sure the door closed and locked behind them. Fluttershy looked at Pinkie. “I have a favor to ask but...it’s really embarrassing... can you keep it a secret? Pinkie promise?” Pinkie immediately jumped up and made a bunch of gestures including sticking an imaginary cupcake in her eye. Fluttershy knew her secret was safe. “What’s up Fluttershy?” Pinkie asked, a hint of concern in her voice. “Well, I was wondering if... I’d like to.. like you to...” Fluttershy trailed off before taking a breath and composing herself. “I would like to see what it’s like to get pied in the face... maybe a few times...” Pinkie was speechless, a look of confusion on her face. Fluttershy continued. “Ever since I was a filly I had always seen ponies get pied during certain games and comedy skits and it looked... fun. I’ve always wanted to try it, but I always thought it was kind of embarrassing and I don’t really like the spotlight...” Fluttershy blushed so hard she looked red instead of yellow. Pinkie jumped up “I know some things about pies to the face!” She said proudly “I shall help you in your quest to wear some pies on yours!" She went bouncing off into the other room.
In what seemed like no time at all Pinkie came back wheeling a cart covered in what mostly looked to be a few different styles of cream pies. Pinkie laid out a large tarp and set up a chair which she motioned Fluttershy to sit in. Fluttershy trotted over to the seat and plopped down. “Alrighty! I’ve got a bunch of pies here with your name on it! How about we start with a classic?” Pinkie picked up one of the pies. “Do you want me to do it our would you like to do the honors?” Fluttershy looked at the pie. “I would like to do the first one myself, you can pie me with the second one” she said nervously. “Okiedokey!" Pinkie said as she passed the pie to the seated pony.
Fluttershy looked at the dessert. She felt the weight of the crust and whipped cream. It jiggled slightly. She felt herself shivering from both nerves and excitement. She took a deep breath as she swung the pie upwards and buried her face in it. She let out a squeek as the fluffy whipped cream splattered her face. She pushed deeper into it, feeling the crust underneath break, cream oozing out the sides covering her mane as well as dripping down onto her chest and legs. Fluttershy pulled the tin away leaving only a burst of broken crust.
“Ready for another?” Pinkie asked. Fluttershy nodded wordlessly, face still covered in most of the first pie. Pinkie readied the second pie and gently smushed it into her friend’s face, adding more mess to the yellow pony’s mane and coat. “Well what’cha think Flutters?” Fluttershy paused for a minute before wiping the pie from her face with her hooves, revealing a giant excited grin. She giggled. “This feels wonderful Pinkie, I think I understand why ponies enjoy this.” Pinkie’s face lit up. “Well, if you enjoyed those, I’ve got a lot more where that came from, with some extra surprises too!” Fluttershy let out a gentle “yay” as Pinkie grabbed another pie. This one looked like a regular pie, one with a top crust. “Normally, these kinds pies are just made out of whipped cream and crust because its easier and quicker than baking a whole pie just to squish somepony’s face in it” Pinkie explained, “...but I kinda goofed making this blueberry pie so its totally fit for face-squishing!” Fluttershy took the pie and excitedly buried her face into it. This one felt different, instead of fluffy and creamy, it was gooey and sticky. She leaned back and felt the blueberry filling ooze out of the tin and slowly drip down onto the rest of her body. She slid the pie up to the top of her head, discarding the tin, leaving just the broken crust and blue goo. “Mmm... blueberry” Fluttershy said as she licked her lips.
“Next up are whipped cream pies, but with a surprise!” Pinkie picked up another pie, this time, overturning on Fluttershy’s head. Fluttershy let out a squeak as she felt something a little thicker than whipped cream run down the sides of her head and face. She stuck out her tongue and tasted it, the pie had been filled with custard which had been hidden by the whipped cream. “See? It’s a surprise! bunches of these pies have some kind of gooey filling, but don’t worry, it’s all yummy!”
Pinkie then picked up two pies at once, “Now this is what we call a ‘pie sandwich’, it’s two pies at once sandwiched on your face just like this!” As Pinkie said this she swung the two pies into the sides Fluttershy’s face with a satisfying splat, one of which released a generous helping of chocolate pudding, much to the messy pony’s delight.
Pinkie looked at the remaining pies, “Now that you’ve had a few pies yourself, what do you think about maybe doing the pie-ing?" She said with a hopeful expression. Fluttershy giggled. “Sure Pinkie, I suppose we can’t let me have all the fun. Sharing is caring after all!” Fluttershy said playfully, picking up a pie. Fluttershy thrust the pie into Pinkie’s face, splattering her with whipped cream and what looked like vanilla pudding. “This never gets old!” Pinkie said as Fluttershy sandwiched Pinkie’s head between two more pies. “See! You’re a natural at this!” The now cream covered pink pony exclaimed.
The two friends exchanged several more pies, until they were both completely covered with cream, pudding, custard and other such sweet messy delights. “Only one pie left...” Fluttershy said, a little sad that her messy adventure was about to come to an end. “You can take this one, after all this was your first time getting pied” Pinkie said. Fluttershy looked at the pie. “Well, I couldn’t have done this without you... why don’t we do it together.” The two ponies hugged and got their faces as close as they could to each other as they squished the pie against them.
“So whatcha you think about getting pied?" Pinkie asked. “I love it!” Fluttershy responded. “It’s fun and silly in the most wonderful way! Plus I had no idea how much fun it was to get this messy, it feels nice and tastes yummy!” Fluttershy got up from the seat and the two ponies shared a big creamy hug. “Thank you a again for doing this for me, I really appreciate it” Pinkie smiled “Don’t worry about it, I’m just glad you had fun!”
After a much needed bath and cleaning session, Fluttershy was about to head home. “Oh! before I forget!” Pinkie chimed enthusiastically, handing Fluttershy a present. “Go on open it!”
Fluttershy opened the box. It was a pie tin. “Your first pie to the face!” Fluttershy smiled. “Thank you Pinkie. I love it.” Pinkie looked at Fluttershy “Ya know... If you ever want to do this again, Just let me know!” Fluttershy got a mischievous look on her face. “You know, being pied wasn’t the only thing I wanted to try... how much do you know about getting slimed?” Pinkie’s face lit up, she didn’t need her Pinkie sense to know that she and Fluttershy were in for many more messy adventures.

Fin.