(If you wanna' download the PDF, that's fine with me. If you don't, then you can read the story here in this description.)

(The following is only an idea for a new Happy Feet movie. I wrote this on February 2015.) I'm sure you've heard the story of an Antarctic penguin named Mumble Happy Feet. In 2006, he was dropped by his dad. Through hard trials, he saved the nation. In 2011, he had a son named Erik who helped him save the nation again. The year after that, I was born. My name is Robert Happy Feet. (Imagine my picture that I created for him.) Like Mumble, I was dropped by my parents and I had a bow tie etched in my fur when I was still an egg. Unfortunately, I was abandoned by my parents when I was a poor little chick. I never saw them again. I was suddenly adopted by humans from the USA. Apparently, they wanted to see other penguins of my species, Emperor penguin, and that's why they came to Antarctica. You see, we penguins have always been able to understand each other in plain English. But, because Adam and Eve started the sin cycle, when we try to speak to humans, they can't understand us. They can only hear us squawking and chirping. But God gave me the greatest gift I could ever imagine, second to Jesus. He gave me the power to speak to the humans in plain English, and when I talk, they understand me like they understand each other. They taught me to read books like the Bible, how to write, and a bunch of other stuff. They even taught me how to sing along to these cool songs, which uses a very weird, but very cool technique that I like to call "reversitry". Here's how it works: If you were to say something like, "I really like ham", you could flip it backwards and it would sound something like, "Meh Kyle yell ear, yeah". It's extremely hilarious.

I don't sing in public, but I sometimes sing these to myself when I'm in privacy. When I watched Mumble in the movies "Happy Feet" and "Happy Feet Two", I was inspired by this real Emperor penguin who risked a lot to save Emperor Land twice! My favorite moment from "Happy Feet" was during the "Boogie Wonderland" sequence. It was when Mumble and Gloria slowly smiled at each other. I love both Happy Feet movies equally. Some of my favorite quotes from Mumble are, "Don't ask me to change...cuz' I can't." and, "Let's shake this world!" I also heard that Mumble was at the Oscars when the first "Happy Feet" movie won an Oscar. (Seriously, it's on YouTube!) A few months later, I quickly grew up into what I am today. I'm a 16-year-old teenager who has a white face that's split by a black marking, a gray, furry chest with a furry bow tie, and a white belly - just like Mumble. Then, I had a graduation ceremony that was hosted by people like Phil Vischer, Mike Nawrocki, George Miller, Lisa Vischer, and Tim Hodge. They painted my bow tie red and they painted an orange-brownish cross on my belly. It made my belly ticklish so much that I started to giggle. This cross reminds me of Jesus' death on the cross. "What if this paint comes off?" I asked. "Don't worry, because the Lord told us that this paint will stay on you forever, rain or shine. It will not get spoiled and it will always stay there." said George Miller. "How long do I have to stay still to let it dry?" I asked. "In 10 minutes, it will harden itself and become as solid as an unbreakable rock." said Dr. Flurry, who was a talking gourd with white hair. Later, I made some commitments to my friends. "Are you up to the task of becoming the first Christian penguin to spread God's word to Antarctica?" said Lisa Vischer. "You bet your beautiful hair that I am." I said. "Will you do your best to make sure that you behave while having fun?" said Mike Nawrocki. "Yes, sir, I will." I said. "Robert, are you ready to shake this world?" said Phil Vischer. "Yes I am." I said. As I headed off to Emperor Land, the place that would become my new home, the humans told me that they'd have my stuff delivered in a few - like one or two - days.

As I waddled off to my new home, I decided to swim in the water. Suddenly, I was attacked by a leopard seal. This beast bit off a few of my tail feathers, but I managed to escape by leaping out of the water. Suddenly, I saw Jimmy and Jerry Gourd testing out their new circus cannon. "Hey, Jimmy and Jerry!" I said. Jimmy said, "Oh, hi!" Jerry said, "Hey, there. So you're that talking penguin, right?" "Yep," I said, "If you don't mind me saying this, I'm going to my new home, Emperor Land, where I hope Mumble and Gloria will adopt me. But can I please use your cannon so I can get there, just this once?" I suddenly started to make my cutest face ever. When I smiled, my blue eyes grew adorably bigger, like Puss in Boots used to do it. When they saw it, they both said, "Awwwwwww," "Sure, you can use it." said Jimmy. I thanked them and I was blasted off.
At first, I was scared to death. But then, I thought I was flying. I cheered and put myself in a Superman pose. Suddenly, I was heading straight down to Emperor Land. Meanwhile, Mumble was celebrating Erik's graduation when I accidentally fell on him. We toppled and flipped on each other until we found a place to rest. We were laying on each other, chest-to-chest. If I could blush, I would be bright red. I exclaimed, "Oh no! I'm so sorry about that. I'm extremely sorry. Will you please forgive me?" Mumble said, "Don't worry. It's okay, sir. I do it with Gloria all the time." And then, there was a long silence. Everyone stared at me like I was Hitler. Mumble had a confused look on his face and he checked me in a 360 view. "You...look exactly like me." He said. Everyone gasped. I said, "Hey, who invited the musical gasping group?" I laughed at my joke for a few seconds. Everyone - in unison - asked, "Who are you?" I said, "Who? Oh, me. Hello, Mumble...and everyone else. My name is Robert Happy Feet. I'm 16 years old and I'm an Emperor penguin like you. Do you want me to tell you about my biography and show you what I can do?" "Okay, sure." said Mumble. After I told him everything about myself, the things that I can do, and the outrageous fact that I was dropped by my parents when I was an egg, and abandoned when I was a chick, Mumble was literally speechless as he hung his beak open. "Wow," said Gloria. I asked, "So, Mumble, could you pretty please adopt me into your family?" The whole nation fell silent. Mumble thought deeply about his choices. "If you want, I could convert you to Christianity and teach you how to pray." I said. Memphis and Norma Jean - Mumble's parents - were there on the scene. "Son, it's your choice, not mine." said Memphis. Norma Jean slapped him as she said, "Honey, let him think." Mumble thought about his life and what happened to him. He said, "Wow, you've really been through a lot...just like I have. Do you consider yourself a daredevil like I am?" "Uh, no. But, I actually consider myself to be a 'dareangel'." I said. "I like that." said Mumble. I then said, "Hey, take a look at yourself. When fish went missing, you believed in something that you never even saw! I admire that! Trust me, because if you ask Jesus into your heart, he'll never let you down." With a broad smile on his face, he put his flippers into mine and said, "Robert Happy Feet, I'll now - for the first time - call you my ONLY adopted son. Welcome to the Happy Feet family!" When he said that, I beamed my brightest smile ever. And for the first time in forever, I finally had a real penguin family! "Come on, Robert. Let's go have some fun." He turned to Gloria and asked, "Hey, Gloria, would you like to come with us?" "No thanks. I'll join Erik on his first big swim!" said Gloria. He turned to Erik and said, "Erik, I love your new, smooth, and blubbery penguin fur!" Erik didn't hear him. Gloria said, "Honey, he left. But I'll tell that when I catch up to him." "Thanks!" said Mumble. It was a glorious moment. I hugged Mumble and we headed off to Adelie Land.

(The year of this story takes place in 2012, so I had to give Ramon a few lines, even though Robin Williams died a few years later.) We met up with the Amigos on the way. These funny Adelies were Ramon, Nestor, Raul, Lombardo, and Rinaldo. Something strange happened to Ramon. He was surprisingly cursed with a sore throat. Earlier, Lovelace told him that he'd be like this for six months. "Hola, Mumble!" they said. "Hola, Amigos!" said Mumble. "Hi, I'm Robert Happy Feet, and I'm Mumble's only adopted son." I said. "Awwwww...that's so cute!" said the Amigos. "Hola, Robert!" said Ramon. "Ramon, are you okay? You sound like George Lopez." I said. "Where's Carmen?" Mumble asked. "She's on the great commute to the sea. She's gathering fish for my family." said Ramon. I asked, "Who's ready to slide down the big mountain?" "We are!!!" the Amigos exclaimed. Later, we went to the mountain and slid on our bellies. We enjoyed sliding on our bellies, surfing on icebergs, and falling into tunnels, like a roller-coaster. During the ride, I yelled, "It's great to be a naked, waddling, swimming, belly sliding penguiiiiin!!!" "I agree!" exclaimed Mumble. "Hang ten!" I yelled. "Hang five!" Mumble yelled. "Hang 1,000!" Ramon yelled. Oh, what a ride! Later, we met Lovelace and Sven in Adelie Land and we had a big fish feast. After I told them about my bio, they were all amazed. Later, as we headed back to Emperor Land, an Indian penguin named Ravi came waddling to us with an urgent report. He sounded like Karan Brar, who played Ravi in Disney Channel's "Jessie". With a worried look on his face, he said, "Robert, Noah and his elders want you. They think that your Christian faith has caused them another fish famine." I said, "Wait, my God can cause famines...but he hasn't this time." "Come on, guys. Let's pick up the pace." said Mumble. While I was yawning and raising my flippers up in the air, I said, "Ravi, tell Noah that I'll meet up with him in the morning. I'm exhausted." "Roger that." said Ravi. "I'm Robert." I said. "Whatever!" said Ravi.

The next day, I met up with Noah. Noah said, "So, you're 'the first Christian penguin missionary'." "I am." I said. "Your God is idiotic." He said. "Excuse me?" I said. "He caused this famine!" "NO!" "He is dead!" "No, God's always been alive. His son, Jesus, dies for us and the humans on the cross!" "BLASPHEMY!" "No, it's true! Jesus was the ONLY sinless human being on Earth!" "If your God can be a lifesaver, why are there famines and divorces? Why did Eggbert, my best friend, have to die?!?" "I'm amazed. First, you've kicked Mumble out of Emperor Land twice, and now you reject the Lord?!?" "Well..." "Did the Great 'Guin ever die for you?!?" That caused everyone to halt. Noah stammered, sadly bent his head down, and said, "No, he's not real. I made him up." That caused everyone to start arguing, and then...I did it. I did my outrageous penguin call, which is a combination of chick calls and adult calls. Everyone stared at me. I then said, "Noah, don't you dare ask me to change...because I can't!" Si Robertson, a human, yelled, "Hey, he's right, Jack! If God changed who he was, he wouldn't be himself anymore!" "I, Robert Happy Feet, can tell a joke that makes this human laugh. Even with his dull vision, he sees the truth!" Mumble suddenly had a horrific flashback. He remembered when he told his father, "Don't ask me to change, pa...'cuz I can't." He remembered when he temporarily dumped Gloria, and when he argued with little Erik. He had a look of dreaded horror on his face. Then, I started to cry. I said, "Don't you care about all that I've been through? I was dropped, too. If you want me, that's good. But if you don't, I'll move to Adelie Land or to the outskirts of Emperor Land." "Robert, don't go!" Mumble yelled. I said, "Oh, I'll be back. I just need some quiet time." That was a sad morning.
Later, Mumble waddled off to his quiet place, by himself. Luckily, I told the Robertsons to bring some solar-powered projectors and DVD players, go to Emperor Land, and put on "Happy Feet 1 and 2" for the penguins. For the rest of that day, I was away from Mumble. I refused to talk to anyone. Everyone felt my pain. Even the skuas and seals didn't want to disturb me. The next afternoon, Mumble saw a strange figure in a cave. It was Jesus! Mumble couldn't tell who he was looking at. Mumble asked, "Who are you?" Jesus said, "I am the Alpha, and the Omega, the first, and the last, the beginning, and the end." "Are you Jesus?" "I am." Mumble slowly beamed with delight. He waddled to Jesus and hugged him. He then remembered when he hugged little Erik. Mumble said, "You're the guy from the Son of God movie poster that Robert showed me." Jesus said, "I'm more than that. I really am Jesus." He showed him his two hands which contained holes that were struck by nails. He said, "I have news for you. Today, when the humans and the penguins try to attack each other, you will be a living miracle. You will be healed. For the first time ever, you...will...sing." "What?" Mumble asked, with a sudden looked of shock on his face. "Mumble, when you start singing the slow version of 'How Great Thou Art', the humans will understand you all. If my father made Balaam's donkey talk, he can make everyone - penguins, seals, krill - talk. I love you. May the grace of the Lord be with all God's people...and penguins, too." Jesus said. "Amen." Mumble said.

Later, when the humans and the penguins were about to fight each other, I tried to settle the peace. Suddenly, everyone froze, turned around, and saw Mumble. Somehow, the Lord told the Robertsons that they'd be the first ones to understand Mumble. Mumble told them, "Please set me up with 'How Great Thou Art'. Jase, you play the drums slowly, Si, you play the solar powered rock guitar, and I'd like Korie to play the piano. Play it at the same tone that Carrie Underwood sang it." Jase asked, "How come Si gets to play the guitar?" "Please, Jase. Si gets the guitar." Mumble said. "Alright." said Jase. And now, this was it. For the first time, Mumble was about to sing like Zac Efron. With no fake singing, Mumble took a deep breath and this is what he sang: "Oh Lord, My God...When I'm in awestruck wonder, consider all...the worlds your hands have made." Then, Vanessa Hudgens, in a beautiful white winter coat, walked up to Mumble and sang, "I see the stars...I hear the rolling thunder. Your hands have made...the universe that's laid." Then, Mumble waddled up to her and they started to sing in unison, "And sings my soooooooul, my Savior God, to me." Then Mumble sang, "How great thou arrrrrrrt." Vanessa sang, "How great thou arrrrrrrt." Then, back to unison, "And sings my soooooooul, my Savior God, to me." Mumble sang, "How great thou arrrrrt." Vanessa sang, "How great thou arrrrrrrrt." Everyone began to notice how beautiful they sounded. Mumble and Vanessa were having the time of their lives. Then, Mumble sang, "And when he cooooooomes into our humble nation, I'll always bow. That choice will fill my heaaaaaaaart." Vanessa sang, "And when I booooooow, in humble admiration, he'll lead us hooooooome. My God, how great thou arrrrrrt." Then, back to unison, "And sings my sooooooul, my Savior God, to me." Mumble sang, "How great thou arrrrrrrt." Vanessa sang, "How great thou arrrrrrrt." Then, back to unison, "And sings my soooooooul, my Savior God, to me." Mumble sang, "How great thou arrrrrt." Vanessa sang, "How great thou arrrrrrt." Then, back to unison, "How great thou arrrrrt." And finally, Mumble sang, "Hooooooooooow greeeeeeeaaaaaaat thooooooooou arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt."
When they finished, everyone was froze in awe. "Hi! I'm Mumble!" "Hi! I'm Vanessa!" Mumble looked at me, smiled, and winked. I did the same. Suddenly, I felt a fish fall on my head. I looked up and saw that God had caused it to rain fish. Everyone was rejoicing. I even shared some fishes with the skuas. Then, I looked behind me to see Obama. I waddled to him with a fish in my beak and he took it. I said to him, "Obama, I mean, Mr. President, we all know you've been like hell on Earth to everyone. You may see a bunch of rude, crude, and nude penguins, but I see penguins that are inspired by each other. They take old things and make them new. You're the first African-American president of the USA. Right now, it's about you. You know, it's not too late to live a meaningful life. You can still change everything for God's good." Obama apologized to me...and I hugged him...and forgave him. He then spoke to everyone and said, "Robert's penguin family has inspired us. I solemnly promise that from now on, I will stop all of my evil plans, including my plans for abortion and Obamacare. I'll make sure to fix this world and put God first. This is Obama, saying to you penguins, the world needs King Jesus! Thank you." And the land finally lived in prosperity. Memphis and Norma Jean, Mumble and Gloria, and Erik and I, were hugging each other, with our tails shaking like crazy. "Mumble, you were great!!!" I said. "Mumble, I couldn't be happier to have an incredible son like you!" Memphis said. Mumble turned to Vanessa and asked, "Flipper-shake?" She said, "Huh?" "It's our new penguin version of a handshake." "Okay." They did their "flipper-shake" and went their separate ways. And I turned almost the whole flock into Christians. And now, my Happy Feet family challenges you to be like Jesus Christ!
(Please see some of my Pizap pictures for more information. I hoped you liked my story. Please feel free to comment on this whenever you want. And don't forget to comment on my Fat Happy Feet photos. If anyone would like to draw some illustrations for my story, you're more than welcome to do so. May the Lord be with you!)