Awhhhh he even has saggy inner thighs!
this is just too awesome for the internet.

>XID Possibly, but All i Wish ALL of the world Could see this Right now!!!! >8ID To show them the True Evil Nature of the Disgusting HedgeRat!!! >XID

Man I wish this were too fast for the naked eye =C

>XID Well Usually It IS!! >XID But as you can see with your own eyes, i have been able to Freeze Frame him in a Snap Shot Showing his True Evil side!! >8I)

:D

>8I)

HAY BITCHEZ CAN HAS SUM CHILI DAGS

HA! >XID That sounded Just like the Freakish little foe! >8ID

Cosmic that I'm actually eating a chili dog at the moment.

>XID If i Weren't Robotnik, OR if that Hedgehog DIDN'T like them so much, I'd say, that i want one cause i happen to be Starving! >XID But...since that's not the case, ...I HATE that Chili Dog! >8I(

>XID

LOLOLOLOL!!!

Well I'm glad You've agreed to his horribleness! >8I)

God this is just amazing.
I love you.

Why Thank you! <XI) I never rrreally would have suspected People Actually LOVE me! <XID but then again, who could Resist a Rrrobotnik! >9ID

I knew those pictures of sonic were photoshopped to make him look better.

Well for the Most Part Yes! but most of the Time, he can Some how Hide his hideousness All on his Own! >8IP I haven't figured out yet how, but i Know that He does! >XID

Holy crap, Doctor. You are amazing. This is amazing. xDDD

Or Course I Am and of Course IT is! >XID but thank you for you Kind words anyway! <9ID

Damn right robotnik.

>XID Why Thank You! >8ID

Fuck yeah, Doctor~

Glad to See You See it My way! >XID

I suppose you'll have Nack/Fang spread these around instead of those idiot robots of yours, hm?

>XID That Actually is a Great suggestion! I'm surprised i Didnt think of it! <8Io

>XID I'm sure if let Scratch and Grounder do it, SOME HOW, that Heinous HedgeRrrrat would steal it back or something to Prrevent others from further seeing it! >XID

He'd trick them to make it look like you.Or Shadow.

Well, the Shadow one wouldn't be so bad since he's an emo douche who's fucking up the Sonic games. At least Nack's not afraid to SUE the gun he has...

Nack's not afraid to "Sue" the gun he has? <8IP what does this Mean? >XID as i recall, Shadow had his Own Game, in which he Did use weaponry such as rockets missiles and even,hand AND machine Guns! >XID
Also, why do you believe he fucked that Hedgerats Games? >XID Shadow Rrreallt isn't all that much Different than Sonic's Doppler ganger, Scourge the Hedgehog, all though i dont Believe Scourge had Super Powers like Shadow does! >XIP And i will admit, that i was Very Disappointing to Find out he was actually a Good guy all this time! >8I(

Well, Nack was toting one long before the emo fag came along, and they didn't even TRY to fit him in.

Yes but as i recall, >XID, His Very First "Gun" was nothing more than a Cheese Shooting Pistol! >XID back when he was known as Fang he Sniper! >XID I suppose since then, he's Matured enough to know the difference between a Rrrreal Gun, and one that shoots Cheese! >XID

Well, fang's just his moniker in Japan :P And it was a cork gun; cork's just slightly harder, and even then that was in the Sonic Fighting game, int he comics, he uses a real one :B

Are you Enjoying Proving Me Wrrrrong!!! >8I(


>XID But yes you are Correct! >8I)

Yes, as a matter of fact I am indeed enjoying it! >:B

BLarahghabrrbarraaaghaaa!!! DI8<

...Your My Kind of Fellow! <XI)

>8ID

What does that make... SAGNIP

NO No no, Your Doing it all Wrong!! >8I(

allow me! *Clears Throat*


...


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PIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

>XID

Ok let me try again

*clear throat*

SSSSSSAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIP

DIX< BAALRGAGRRRAHH!!

*Grabs The YouTubePoop and Puts Your Voice in Reverse!*

That's More Like it! PPPPIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!!


>XID

PIIIIIIINNGGGGAAAAASSSSSSS
Yey it's working 8D

<XI) Excellent! >8ID You see, Doesn't the YouTubePoop Make Everything So much More Better! <XID

They made my life >:D

>XID I could probably Say the same thing too! >XID I bet if it hadnt Been for all those Amazing youTube Poops of me, know one would Have Remembered their Dear ole, Dr. RRrrrrobotnik! >XIP I would merely have been, the Shadow, to the FatHead, Dr. Eggman! >8I(

Thanks to Youtube Poop they made RRRRRobotnik famous again.
Even more famous than the eggface Eggman ever been

<8ID Yes!! Exactly!!! <8I) Oh I'm Glad to Hear that You Also Disapprrrove of that Fat Head, Faker! >8I(

You KNow, I plan on making my OWN Live action Youtube Show with me good Friend the Hamburglar! >8ID Soon! And then I'll be Even MORE Famous on Youtube, and eventually, All arrround the World! <8ID Why, I'll even be going to Conventions and What not! It will be Spectacular! <8ID

Those plans sound faboules and I can't wait to get the chance to watch something bg like that on the good youtube :3

Indeed! >8ID Here is the Basic Lay out of Our Show plans!

*!WARNING! The following message has been written and approved by Dr. Robotnik and may possibly contain a really long message Advisory for those who are "long message" ill and have allergic reactions to really REALLY long messages*

Alright, now that That's Been settled, here's the basic Plan! The Show of course will be Starring Myself, and the Hamburglar! >8I) We will have random subjects to talk about in each episode, each episode will be around a total of 20 minute long, Divided into Two Separate Uploads, so it will be two 10 minute long parts to each Full episode!, Are you still Following me? Now Pay attention. I will also have a Special Time Slot Where i answer Questions from Fans! And Hamburglar will have a Special Slot for story Telling! >XID There WILL also Be live action Dancing and Music Videos that we will either Dance to, Or Create! >8ID Also there will be Guest Appearances and Side Characters such as my Dumb bots, Scratch and Grounder, and Hamburglar's Friend, Sundae the Dog! >8I) We may also have a random character who's simply and Annoying Mobian! And yes, Expect that Miserable little Hedgehog to Ruin our show from time to time, cause i'm sure he will, Even if Uninvited! >XIP And that's about it for right now! The Show will be Completely Live action! AND NO DIRECT QUOTES FROM YOUTUBE!!! >XID We'll All be talking normally, and not simply Youtube Pooped! >XID But the Show WILL be completely humorous! >8ID I Will be letting all my fans here on FA know when it is finally up on the Youtube! >8I) I look forward to you watching our show to Be! >8ID

You need to tell me when this starts up :3

I can't wait x3

I Absolutely Will! And I cant wait either! >XID It's Going to Be history in the Making! I mean that! >8ID I cant wait also, to see how many Youtube Poops People Make off of our show too! >XID It will be Splendid! And i will be sure to Personally Notify you! >8ID

luckly, i never really had a crush on sonic but he was a good guy to look up to... in this pic...pretty hard to do XD

>XID I see, well i suppose that's a good thing, But Yes! its True! This is what that Cretin little Rodent Rrreally Looks like! >8I)

oh my!! omo!!!! ....really?? or... is it a trick so u make ''freedom fighters'' like myself to hate him and join forces with u?.... if it is.... its soooo working XD

No this is No Trickery! >8Io When ever you think you see him Whiz on Past you at High Super Sonic Speeds, He tends not to Hide the way he Truly Looks cause he's too busy Running faster than Anyone can even see him to Notice! But as you have NOW witnessed, I have Been Successful in taking a Snap Shot of him while he was Ruining my Fortress one day, as part of my Plan to Lure him to my Egg-O-Matic Sonic Snap Shot, Shooter Service machine! >8I)
(Its a very high tech and Fancy Camera essentially! >XID )

i thought so sir...but DR could u of just called it 'a egg-speed camra' or somthing? ^w^;

Hmm...I Could have...But, Well i don't know...i tend to Over Name things a little too often i suppose. a Good Example of that would have been my Super Sonic Search and Smash Squad, or S.S.S.S.S for...short! >XID

Wow...i will never think of sonic the same way again 0_0

Good! I'm glad you've succumbed to the Truth of that Horrid Hedgehog! >XID

And I was the one who took the picture! Me! ha HA ha HAAAAAAAAAA!

Yess...i Suppose that's probably Been the ONLY time you've ever Captured the Hedgehog...ON FILM that is!!! >XID

I'll get him yet. Just wait! ha HA ha HAAAAAAAA!

I've Told you Already! We've Retired for Now! Let that Stupid, Pathetic Egg-Shit-Face, Deal With Sonic! >XID I know it was your entire Life Function to Capture him, but those Days have been Long since Gone Ever Since that "Eggman" took over, and got stuck with the HedgeRrrat! >XID

Lets just enjoy this Peaceful quite Life For now, my Synthetic son of a Chickenly Robot! >XID How many Times must i repeat this to you all! <8Io

~blank stare~

*Face Palms*

...WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST 16 YEARS!!!! >XID Its as if you've forgotten Everything ALREADY!!!! >8Io

... ha HA ha HAAAAAAAAAA

*Grabs Quickly By Neck And GLARES at While Growling quitely*
...
...

...*Gives HUGE manly Bear hug*

Douh, who could stay mad at such a Cute Face Like That! <XI)
*boots you away* Now go and Do something Useful for Once and get my me Egg Salad and Tuna Fish Sandwich! >XID and make it fast, I'm Starving here! >8IP

At once, your egginess!

Your Too Late! >8IP Coconuts just brought me one of my Other Favorite sandwiches, Wheat Bread, with Cream Cheese Ranch Spread, with Ham and Cheese! >XI) Very Delicious! >XI) and what were you Doing this Whole Time? <BIo

Er... ahh... trying to nab the hedgehog?

Douh....Its Impossible! DIX<

Just Stay Inside, you Dim-Bot! >8I(

Y-Y-Yes sir! D:

Good! >8I)

Kinda looks like Dr Robotnik if he were wearing a sonic costume actually... Especially seeing that he has Robotniks Hideous protusion he calls a nose...

Whhhaattt!!! I Wasn't Wearing a Costume! This is REAL! >8Io Uhhh..It's Not A Photo manipulation What so Ever!!! I Explained that This is How Sonic ALWAYS Truly Looks, But He hides it when he Stops Running! that's Right! That's the horrible Honest Truth! >8I) You Should See the Final photograph in My Gallery, It Proves the Authenticity of this Photo, this was merely the...Grey! Yes! the Unprocessed Photograph which i Had,  scratch-bot Take on afternoon! >XID

This looks uncannily like propaganda. Very poorly done propaganda at that.

Oh I'm sorry...You Must not have Relieved that This is Only the First Semi Print of the Photograph i Obtained of him, Printed on this Poor Excuse for Paper! HERE is the Real Photograph! >BID

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3226963

Witness the TRUTH with Your Eyes two Eyes! >8ID

I never knew he looked so sexy...

...Well, if you Notice, Like Me, In his Transformation of Becoming Sonic the Blue Hedgehog, He Gained some Quite Handsome Qualities, much like myself! That Lovely Nose, Those Beautiful Fat rolls, that bodacious body! >XID Never the less, THIS is his True Form, and i want the World to know about his Lies! >XID

You mean like how he looks a lot like you in a blue hedgehog suit?

WHHAT?? >8IO That's Isn't Me!!! Just look at the high Quality Photograph i Developed! He's Much to Short to be Me! >XID Non sense, It's the REAL Sonic, and this Picture was Taken at his Super High Speeds, to a Regular person, and a Genius like my self, when he Runs at these intensely high speeds, Its incredibly hard to actually see him, other than a blue streak! During that time, he stops hiding his True Form!!! >8IO and i Invented a Special Camera to take a snap shot of it In action!!! >XID Now do you believe me?? >BID

Face it, Robotnik. You fail.

I FAIL??? HA!!! I Laugh at such Nonsense! >XID HAH AAA HHHA HA HHHAAAAA HHHAAA!!!
At the Very Least, I've Attempted in Uploading my Horrors upon this world of Furries, while You on the other hand, have been a member for nearly an entire Year, have only had your page looked at 16 times, have only been given 15 comments, and have Yet to even attempt to upload not one single piece of Art work! >XID So just Who Fails Now, HHhmmmm???? >BI)

machines are pathetic anyway no one needs them i'm on that hedgehogs side evil or not heh XD