"...and in other WHOO News this evening. A local farm mare has been awarded the title 'Biggest Pony in Equestria' by the mysterious L.A.R.D. organization. The mare, weighing close to one ton, has refused all offers of weight counseling and dieting. She says in a statement to WHOO News that she plans on gaining more weight and won't stop eating until, quoted, 'My big fat cheeks swell together.' This is WHOO News, because, WHOO cares."

"No one is bigger than The Big and Bountiful Trixie."

"Starlight Glimmer... grab Trixie's chariot. She has work to do."

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