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Poor Speedy! He used to be fit and trim, the fastest delivery stork in town, until he got hired at a donut delivery place. He couldn't stand to see them throw out day old unsold donuts so he helped prevent waste, but ruined his waist!
One day he got called in his boss' office. He was sure to lose his job, which he needed more than ever, but to his surprise, his boss had plans for him... expansion plans!
Lounging on his boss' couch in his office, Speedy tries his best to keep up with all his food tasting requests and then some!
*** UPDATE: His name is Pip Stork!
One day he got called in his boss' office. He was sure to lose his job, which he needed more than ever, but to his surprise, his boss had plans for him... expansion plans!
Lounging on his boss' couch in his office, Speedy tries his best to keep up with all his food tasting requests and then some!
*** UPDATE: His name is Pip Stork!
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Fat Furs
Species Avian (Other)
Size 1003 x 846px
File Size 579.4 kB
*pokes a finger into the stock's tum to test the softness* Heh, hope yer prepared to get a lot bigger. Business is expanding, almost as fast as your waistline, tubby! The role of chief pastry tester in a growing corporation like this is of the upmost importance, it may not seem clear why, but every donut, fudge-bar, eclair and bear-claw you stuff down that gob of yours is helping the company immeasurably. *stuffs a glazed jelly-donut into his beak before he can respond* But you know, a bigger company means a bigger workload, hope you're prepared to double, or even triple that daily intake of yours... but don't worry, you'll get compensated proportionally, in bonus confectionery gift baskets and restaurant vouchers
Oh, I'm pretty sure you could find other employment... If you wanted more work I hear MegaBurger Corp and Pizza King are looking for a experienced taste testers... I could give you a reference, though, perhaps your big wobbly belly is a bigger testament to your 'qualifications'...
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