Got in the mood to make a BP for this long boye. He's a chill guy. Just don't question his musical choices and talents. That's the best way to get eaten, and trust me, you don't want to get eaten by Johnson.
It'll take you one week to reach his stomach, one more to be digested, and one more to reach the rear exit. Not a pleasant journey.
He also likes belly rubs. If you have a street sweeper at hand, it'll help.

F5 for full size.