Welcome to the rubber farm, where quality rubber costumes begin!

New guests are always appreciated here. We’ll be more than happy to introduce them to our special rubbermaking process!

We’d love to have you work at the farm! We’re one of the highest-rated businesses for employee satisfaction! You may be skeptic at first. No worries! Once we introduce you to your position, you’lol be unable to say no!

The pay is minimal, I’m afraid, but the benefits are the best in the business! We’ll provide a nice, cozy home, free food, (not that you’ll ever be hungry again) and guarantee pure, intoxicating satisfaction! Our specialized “therapy” program will leave you absolutely 100% free of any painful stress, worries, or human memories, leaving behind only pure, sensational bliss!


So, what are you waiting for? Sign our contract and Get into your new uniform today!


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