The bear couldn't believe his eyes. The werewolf in front of him was carrying a camera with the devilish smile of a portly wolf on the back of it. He knew this camera all too well, and this werewolf was about to take a picture with it!

"Wait!" He called, causing the werewolf to jump a bit in surprise. Twirling around, the portly werewolf stared at the bear who interrupted him.

"Yes?" The werewolf asked cautiously.

"D... don't use that camera!" The bear lifted a hand up, pointing at the camera. "It... it makes you fatter with every picture you take!"

The werewolf's eyes seemed to widen. They didn't widen out of fear, but curiosity. "A camera that fattens people up? The advertisement sa-"

"Yeah, the advertisement!" The bear shot a hand to his forehead and growled. "That darn advertisement for such a cheap camera! I used it... and the year I spent on my gym workout was long since gone!" The bear grumbled, patting his midriff. He still had a decent sized belly, but he managed to shrink it down a lot over the past few months.... He was finally close to his original goal, no thanks to the camera he got.

"The ad says it's supposed to make you look 100% more attractive!" The werewolf grinned. "Maybe the extra fat was supposed to make you look attractive?"

"In someone's twisted eyes, sure." The bear narrowed his eyes. "You're already rather large, sir. I don't think you'd want an extra fifty pounds of fat on your belly."

The werewolf lowered his camera hand to his side. His expression seemed distant for a moment. The bear noticed a small tinge of anger during this time, but it dissipated almost immediately.

"Oh, well! I'm sure it was a fluke or something!" He lifts up the camera again and aims it away from the two, but the bear notices his image in the camera.

"You see, you just press this button here an-"

"No!" The bear bolted forward, arms outstretched to knock the camera out of the werewolf's hand.

Click.

The werewolf's ears twitched and he looked down at his belly. "Woops! Selfie mode!" He looks over at the bear. "Well, I needed a new shirt, anyway."


The baffled bear looked down at his own midriff, seeing that it had grown substantially... again.

"See? The camera works fine!" The werewolf remarked, making the bear look over at him. The bear noticed a wry grin on the werewolf's face. The werewolf knew.

"You... you knew?" The bear felt his voice come out in a squeak.

"Of course! It's MY camera!" The werewolf remarked callously. His expression became confused. "Though, as you noticed, you just point and click and it instantly makes anyone 100% more attractive!"

The bear looked at the werewolf's belly, seeing it spill out of the green shirt.... He then looked at his own, feeling his heart sink. "Please... define "attractive" for me? I think I've been using the word wrong."

The bear didn't want an answer at this point. He was just dreading getting rid of this belly... again.

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