hell yeah

So first.......we take several eggs........and we whisk them until there are no streaks of white left......
*sounds of gentle whisking*
Now......we add the eggs......to the flour......and mix.......while we add.....some cinnamon......

this is 100% what it actually sounds like
WAY better than just listening to her read the recipe

and when it's baking, you get a little storytime about whatever she decides to talk about

And now....while it bakes.......we'll read some more snail facts.....
*sounds of pages turning*
Did you know....that depending on the species.....snails can live.....
*she leans closer to the mic so that you can hear the sounds of her mouth*
up to twenty......five.......years.....

👀💦💦

*ding*
Oh....it looks like the pie is ready.....
*She licks her lips very close to the mic*
I can't wait......to see how it tastes......
*She gets up to pull it out of the oven, giving the camera a very gratuitous ass-shot before bringing it to the table*
Now....we wait for it to cool......we can speed up the process.....by blowing.....gently.....
*Sounds of gentle blowing*

oh man you're just writing the whole dang video now aren'tcha

(I'm doing like 5 other rps on different sites. This is nothing)
Now that the pie is cool.......how about we take a bite~
*She cuts a slice and holds it up to the camera*
Mmmm.....nothing beats home cooking.......and now......
*She takes a very slow bite, letting he teeth slowly come together with a soft click*
Mmmmm~
*The sounds of slow soft chewing can be heard*

no WONDER it's got 1M views and people begging for a part 2

*She leans in close as she keeps chewing, the camera centered on her neck*
Hmmm.....glp.......
*Her throat can be seen bulging slightly as she swallows and sighs*
Delicious........how about another?
*She repeats this process several times until the pie is gone, lost to her gullet*

methinks she keeps making these videos so she has an excuse to eat more pie

(You say that like a thick goatmom is a bad thing)
I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did.....vote in to comments for the next video......until next time~
*She leans in to turn off the camera, giving it one last look down her shirt before the video ends*
*People everywhere buy massive 4K screens and surround-sound setups just to get the full experience*
*Toriel rises to the top of the ASMR charts, her videos gaining millions of views with the first hour, her sub count rising to the trillions*
*And with every new video.....she gets a little bigger.....*

ohHO PLOT TWIST THE CHANNEL'S STATS ARE DIRECTLY TIED TO HER SIZE

But that works the other way too. Each view, each like, each sub makes her a little bit bigger.....until.....

(ASMR) Thicc Goatmom eats a planet.....the planet you're standing on.

clearly, the event is livestreamed for the optimal viewing experience

Of course, and she makes sure to steer clear of YouTube's headquarters until the very last bite...

and CUT, PRINT

absolutely fantastic work

Heheh, thanks~

I need to hear someone recreate this. I'm not too big on ASMR but that's tingle city for sure

My niece happens to be an aspiring baker, so I'm sure she would benefit from watching this.

For me? I would rather settle on some feet ASMR from her. Listen to her shuffle her soles across the floor and her toes brush against each other as she wiggles them?

Must be a FANTASTIC video to only get 3 dislikes!

The masses clamour for Toriel's recipe. I like to imagine that she has a video of her uses of snails that has more dislikes than likes.

the people have spoken

ASMR Undyne burns spaghetti while Alphys whispers how your waifu is trash

yES

Every once in a while you hear Sans crack a joke from the other room and it makes her giggle

he can't help but steal a bit of the spotlight

but it's not even an actual joke it's just sans's text blabber sound, so all you hear is Toriel laughing while Sans just goes "huehuehue"

Adorable

*puts it on loop and jams out*

you got the right idea

ASMR makes me super uncomfortable, but then it's technically like being close to Toriel mouf . . .
Am torn

A sacrifice worth making imo

Toriel Dreemurr ASMR where she eats you

Those 3 people who disliked need to rethink every decision of their entire lives. I'd give anything to see that video TT~TT

And also your interpretation of Toriel is perfect to me. I absolutely love it

aw THANKS
it always changes slightly with time but STILL it's pretty much the same ol goatmom

Would you see this as like Undertale still images with dialogue, or fully animated with motion with her standing close to the camera like a typical ASMR vid??

at first I was thinking of a voice actor using this as the image for the whole video, but NOW I love the idea of fully animated Toriel way more

Just see the side of her face as she whispers from one mic to the other. Or maybe have that ASMR head, the one that looks like it should have a wig on it? Have it in front of her as she cuts up all the ingredients on a chopping block. oh man, i gotta write this down...

This is a wonderful picture, too, btw~ would get all the likes and views regardless because big goat mom is amazing

thanks so much! also yes, she is incredible

Well, atleast we have this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyysmtxMOE4

One hour? Gosh must be a complicated recipe

uh yeah can i get a fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1 CUP PACKED LIGHT BROWN SUGAR
4 TABLESPOONS UNSALTED BUTTER
2 CUPS HALF AND HALF
1/2 TEASPOON VANILLA EXTRACT
1/4 CUP GRANULATED SUGAR
ʟ̶ɪ̶ᴋ̶ᴇ̶ ̶ᴀ̶ ̶ɢ̶ᴏ̶ᴏ̶ᴅ̶ ̶3̶0̶ ̶ꜱ̶ɴ̶ᴀ̶ɪ̶ʟ̶ꜱ̶ ̶ᴍ̶ʏ̶ ̶ɢ̶ᴜ̶ʏ̶

I thought this was a real fricken thing and I was going to look it up on YouTube because I thought someone might have voice acted it but I wasn't in the mood. I would have been such a fool!

well there IS Toriel asmr, but none as good as the real thing

Holy crap, this actually had me sold on the idea of a video. XD

I would still love to see one if there was one.

ASMR Role Play- Dr. Phil attempts to break into your house and threatens your life

**half way though the video I fall asleep since it’s to boring**