Its my birthday Im stil sick, its snowing out in spring.. And the world goes round. LIKE COME ON! I have the immune system of a back alley incest child! Someone even mentions sickness and I peel over dead as a door nail.

Then it stays for a solid week! Also the fact that one of my ears only hears at like half volume, so I get to ask what? More than I do on average.

I also sound like a raspy old grandpa!