Commission drawn for me by  Pikminpedia. Original: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/29117407/

Lockjaw is a legal adult.

The bad thing about servicing a watergun game is the heads always seem to get old and worn. I suppose that's what happens when you constantly squirt water down their throats.

A shame, really, that the heads can't retain as much water as their living counterparts... always so thirsty... always drinking water.

You give them what they want, but do they seem to be happy you're giving them all their precious "life juice" in one sitting?! If you're wanting to live forever, why do you delay filling up with all the water you'd need for your entire life?!

Frustrating as it is, I must be doing something right, as their heads pop off like a bottlecap, and they already have hoses attached to themselves so... it shouldn't be hard to install these new heads into the game!