A young thief is taught a lesson when he try's to rob a dragon's gold.

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A thief's lesson
In a dark jungle was a cave that legend said had a treasure in it that was guarded by a mighty dragon that could defeat even the mightiest warriors. Many had tried to defeat the dragon and they had all failed but there was one that decided to try his luck at fortune and glory. He was a thief named Alex. He was a young wolf of twenty years old and He had heard the legends and could feel his fingers itch for the treasure that was said to be in this cave.
He makes his way into the cave and walks in deep as the day light goes out and he lights a match as he walks further in until he sees a slight golden glow coming from in front of him and as he gets closer, he throws the match behind him and licks his lip as dollar signs fill his sight upon seeing the glittering gold before him. As he walks in, he steps on something he mistakes for a ledge but is in fact the tail of the dragon that is buried under the gold but decided to look and see the young wolf begin to grab the gold and put it into a bag. This angers him and he begins to move under the gold to kill the thief but as he gets close, the young fool turns around and bends down to pick up the huge ruby gem that he struggles to pick it up. The dragon watches as the wolf's buns stick out and his tail wags as the dragon gets an idea on how to teach this little thief a lesson about trying to steal from him.
As Alex struggled to lift the huge ruby as he dreams of the riches he will get for it, not noticing the dragon sneak up behind him. The dragon watched for a moment and as the foolish wolf was not looking, he took a deep breath and released a small burst of flames on the seat of the thief's pants and watched as the flame burned the clothing and left a clothing black scorch mark that smoked from the toasting.
As Alex struggled to free the gem, he felt the seat of his pants suddenly become red hot and he gasped from the surprise and stood up straight in shock as he looked behind him to see a hot flame in the dead center in the seat of his pants but then his attention was drawn to the culprit and he was shocked to see that it was a dragon. Fear took hold and he tried to bolt but he tripped over the dragons tail and was left bent over it with his buns fully on display as they smoked. The dragon enjoyed the sight of the fools attempt to escape but was more amused to see him now offering his rump for proper punishment. He was more than happy to comply as he took a deeper breath to give the theif a real roasting.
"Oh no. please no!" Alex struggled to get up just as the dragon unleased a blast of flame that burned into his pants and dug into his fur as it caught fire. This gave him the strength to run as he griped his now flaming buns and ran for the entrance as the dragon followed him while giving him repeated blasts in his buttocks until he left the cave with flames and smoke trailing his buns.
"YEOOOOOOOOOOW! MY butt is on fire! My butt is on fire! owowowowo!" Alex howled as he fled through the forest. This satisfied the dragon as he returned to his horde and laid down to sleep, confident that the wolf had learned a lesson about robing dragons. Never moon them.