New Pokemorph I made in an impulse: Alvert Saguaro is a Cacturne (with some minor Maractus traits from his father's side of the family) who was born and raised in Lentimas Town, Unova. He currently lives in Floccesy Town to work at the nearby Ranch: herding the Mareep, harvesting crops, delivering goods, patrolling the property, and even acting as the scarecrow every once in a while.

* His forearms and shins make a maraca-esque rattling whenever he moves, which can be a bit annoying when trying to be sneaky, but helps to deter bird Pokemon from the crops.

* Matter of fact, most of his inner body is hollow, save for the seeds that cause the aforementioned maraca sound, and any water and liquids that he stores within himself. (His Ability is Water Absorb, by the way.)

* Since his biology is much different from most other Pokemorphs, he "eats" by draining the fluids and nutrients from his food through his claws. Not that he needs to eat very often, anyway.

* His mouth didn't look like this originally--he had the Bright Idea (TM) to cut away the holes that made up his mouth, not knowing that doing so would lead to a jaw-dropping realization (literally). Thus he had to stitch his mouth back together to keep his jaw in place, but despite this he's still able to speak clearly.

* He likes to give/receive hugs. Predictably, it usually doesn't end well for the other party. (The trick is to try and hug him around the waist from behind while he's wearing his vest; this way, one is less likely to get pricked.)

* He's also got an interest in music, and has actually voiced his interest in going into country music and, dare we say, RAP?! He's got a decent voice for it, actually.

Other variants can be found HERE