So with the hype about "Sherlock Holmes" becoming an action hero I decided to poke some fun as well as utilize my photoshop skills. I did this mainly for three reasons.

1. Sherlock is a Detective, not Zorro. He figures things out and then reports it to the constables who then arrest the bad guys.

2. Watson did not know Kung-fu, he knew "grab the bad guy" at best.

3. Christmas is coming up and I wanted to make something as unfeasible as the "Sherlock Holmes" movie.

So I present to you the teaser poster for "Rudolph" the red nose reindeer, along with movie synopsis.

When reindeers' Jude and Rainy's baby boy is born with a bright red laser ray shooting "nuclear" nose they try to keep it a secret from the other population of Santa's potential reindeer. But when Rudolph's secret is revealed during a reindeer game he is ridiculed for his odd and dangerous mutation. But when Santa encounters a problem not only with communist militants seeking the airspace of the North Pole, but also with a vision obscuring foggy Christmas eve; only Rudolph and his "nuclear nose" can save the holidays! With Christian Bale as the voice or Rudolph, Tom Cruise as the voice of Dasher Santa's head reindeer, Winona Ryder as the voice of Dancer, and Vin Diesel as the voice of Santa Clause this yule tide action tale is sure to become an instant Christmas classic.