
A fun little art-trade with
RealDealMeal, about a very cocky Goat who is acting all high and mighty for an upcoming beauty contest, but as we know in stories like this Karma always has a way to bite one back in the ass! XP
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When it comes to farm animals there is only a few kinds that not many people would usually be calling "Cute" or even "Beautiful", and that was often the Goat.
For most people a Goat would be the last one to win any kind of beauty contest, but this wasn't true to a certain Male Goat named Rufus.
Unlike most other goats (Who either got eyes going cross, ears that was lazily hanging down, or teeth that was standing out in all kinds of directions) Rufus was seen as a real model.
Not only did he have very cute looking eyes and ears, but also his teeth was on an evenly row and his Goatee made him look like a very handsome looking Male.
At the RDM farm he was often seen as the "Prize Winning one" by the humans working there, and that pride had clearly started to go his head.
Whenever he was walking around he would be demanding to have all the other animals attention, and especially when walking amongst fellow Goats he would always try to impress the ladies with how he was "The Real Deal" for them. (Which was very true due to his handsomeness, but he did often come off as such a jackass that most of the gals decided to avoid him instead.)
Despite that all he really had to show for his self-proclaimed praise was the words of the main farmer himself calling him "A true work of beauty", but that was all about to change very soon!
Overhearing the Humans talking to each other one morning Rufus got to hear some pretty big news being shared around.
Apparently there was this "Beauty Contest" for Farm Animals about to take place a week from now, and he had heard the main farmer saying that he was considering putting up Rufus as his number 1 contender for his farm!
If Rufus already had a pretty bloated ego then hearing that made it almost burst from the inflation it was given, as the proud Goat started to spend the next coming days letting everyone else of the animals that he was "Special".
But it wasn't all gloating since Rufus also started to think a lot more about his looks, as he wanted to make sure he would look his absolute best once the day of the contest was here.
So one could often see him either training himself to keep his body in shape, or being incredibly picky with what and how much he would eat to make sure he didn't ruin his figure.
He had always seen himself as the true sign of beauty, and he really didn't want to mess up this chance to actually prove it to the rest that it was true!
Finally the day before the planned trip to the local fair where the beauty contest would be held was coming to an end, and as Rufus was just casually strolling around the outskirts of the farm he spotted something he had never seen before.
Growing just outside of the fence seemed to be something that was resembling Flowers, except they all had this strange Blue Glow to them.
Rufus was just about to try and get himself a taste of those when a fellow Goat shows up, and urged him heavily to not try and "tempt fait" like this.
He told Rufus that those flowers could be a result from that strange Nuclear Power Plant that was just about a 200-300 yards from the farm. (Which he had heard from the farmers saying had experienced a minor leak just a few days ago, and with winds having been flowing in this direction.)
During all of this Rufus wasn't listening, since all that his mind could be thinking about was how this other Goat was telling him NOT to eat it.
"Why would that be?" He wondered as he rather quickly came to (What he felt was) a very logical conclusion.
These flowers must be of a very rare kind, and their taste is probably so good that they don't want to share any with him, and therefore is trying to scare him away from them!
"Yes, that had to be it!" Rufus thought as he now felt more determined then ever to get himself a taste out of these rare flowers once that other Goat would stop talking and leave.
So once he left Rufus took and completely ignored the warning that other Goat had been trying to give him, as he pushed his head through the gaps of the fence, stretched out his neck as much as he could, and then finally managed to snag and eat up a couple of the strange looking flowers.
They had a very "Unique" taste to say the least, and while it didn't taste amazing or anything Rufus still didn't understand what all that talk about warnings had been about.
Not that he wasn't worried about it being bad for his body or anything. (After all, he had seen many of his fellow Goat friends eating up things like metal cans, and literal garbage!)
"Plus, it's so close to my big day, so how much harm to my diet can two silly flowers do?" Rufus asked himself as he nudged at his own belly before then making his way back to his stable.
As he did so he didn't notice how as he was digesting the strange plants his belly started to bloat outwards slowly, and as he was making his way back to his stable he had a hanging gut that looked like someone having a bit of a "Hay belly".
Many of the other Goats noticed the sudden tummy that Rufus was now sporting, but knowing how hot-headed he could get when you gave his body a comment he didn't like they all decided to keep quiet.
Getting himself inside Rufus did notice how he felt like he was having a weight hanging down from his middle that was peddling with each step, but he just saw it as his head making stuff up as he got himself to rest for the night.
"Tomorrow I will easily be the most handsome and dare I even say, Sexy farm animal anyone has ever seen!" Rufus thought to himself as he started to dream about his upcoming victory tomorrow, while his belly would continue growing slowly through the whole night!
When waking up the next morning Rufus found himself leaning very heavily against one the left wall of his stable, and when trying to get onto a better balance he found that only the legs on his left side was able to touch the ground.
Opening his eyes fully Rufus looked down to see why his legs on the right side had such troubles touching the grounds, and that's when he noticed that he had now a belly as big and round like a literal hay bal!
With a careful hoof Rufus took and poked his own bloated middle, as he hoped that maybe it was the results of his stomach having digested something weird. (He had after all witnessed similar things happening to some of the other goats when eating something that wasn't their normal type of food, and they would then get out of that bloated state by..."letting off the pressure" so to speak.)
Thinking it was the same case for him just being filled with tons of gas Rufus sank his hoof deeply into his big belly to confirm his theory, only to then feel how instead of empty space he could feel an actual mass of fat facing him!
Touching himself over and over again Rufus was desperately trying to convince himself that this wasn't real, and it only dawned on him even more what the painful truth really was.
This was actually all a part of his body now, and there was nothing he could do to magically make it go away!
Letting out a loud scream of terror over it all Rufus tried to make a mad dash out from his personal stable, only to instead find himself getting stuck in the doorway!
Having caused his other Goat buddies to wake up from his screaming many of them had to try their best to not laugh over the sight of him now being so fat he couldn't get out, and instead one of them tried to keep a straight face as she asked "Are you having some kind of problem, Rufus?"
Rufus of course didn't like to state the obvious about his weight issue, so instead he simply tossed out an excuse of "The doors must have been getting smaller since last night." before then asking for some help to push him out.
Getting a chance to brag to the master bragger now about how agile they now where two of the other Goats each jumped over the walls into Rufus's stable, before then placing themselves ready right behind him.
Aiming for the very middle of his massive backside the two Goats counted down to 3 before the charging at him, and managing to his butt with their horned heads so hard that Rufus came loose with a loud "PLOP!!!" like sound!
Being unable to control himself going forward Rufus continued on through the main entrance of the barn, and finally ended up landing right into a massive mud puddle!
As if that wasn't embarrassing looking enough the main farmer ended up showing up at that very moment, and as he looked down at the obese muddy Goat he couldn't help but to shout out "Rufus?!" in massive confusion.
Rufus had no idea how during the course of one night all of this could have happen to him, and he felt right now like this couldn't possible be real but instead had to be some kind of nightmare he was dreaming.
But he knew all to well that this was real, and that the chances of him winning the prize as the best looking Goat was about as big as zero right now.
The farmer guy did look pretty disappointed over what had happen with his number one Goat, but his face soon turned brighter as an idea sparked in his head.
"Perhaps...maybe it is not to late to sign him up for that other thing?" The farmer said as he left to make a quick call to the local fair that where to hold the contest, as Rufus could only wonder on just what was going to happen to him now.
After a few minutes the man came back (And with a bit of a grin on his face this time), and told Rufus that he shouldn't worry about his chances of not winning first prize at the fair anymore.
"I've got you a spot in another contest they are holding there, and I am pretty sure you are going to win that one!" The farmer said as Rufus started to feel a little bit better of the fact that he might still end up as a winner, despite not having any idea on what that other contest would be.
Once getting himself cleaned up from all the mud Rufus and his owner was heading over to the fair, where it became painfully obvious on what kind of contest he had been signed up for now.
Instead of trying to find the most handsome and beautiful farm animal out there, this contest was about finding the FATTEST one of all!
And despite him now wishing to actually lose that contest Rufus ended up finding himself as the winner, beating actual Pigs and Cows in both weight and size!
Getting that blue ribbon placed onto the middle of his bloated gut Rufus now wished that he had never aimed for victory in the first place, as he wondered if anything could make this moment even more embarrassing for him?
The answer came in the form of a bunch of photographs that was planning to take winning pictures of him, and right before the cameras started to go off Rufus ended up getting a very familiar looking flower stuffed into his mouth!
It was his very own owner that stuffed another one of those blue flowers into his mouth, as the Farmer told him "I figured these little ones has to be the cause of it, so hope you now enjoy your time in the spot light."
Right then the pictures went off, and Rufus knew that for the rest of his life he would become remembered as probably the worlds fattest Goat! (While looking like the worlds saddest winner in the process.)

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When it comes to farm animals there is only a few kinds that not many people would usually be calling "Cute" or even "Beautiful", and that was often the Goat.
For most people a Goat would be the last one to win any kind of beauty contest, but this wasn't true to a certain Male Goat named Rufus.
Unlike most other goats (Who either got eyes going cross, ears that was lazily hanging down, or teeth that was standing out in all kinds of directions) Rufus was seen as a real model.
Not only did he have very cute looking eyes and ears, but also his teeth was on an evenly row and his Goatee made him look like a very handsome looking Male.
At the RDM farm he was often seen as the "Prize Winning one" by the humans working there, and that pride had clearly started to go his head.
Whenever he was walking around he would be demanding to have all the other animals attention, and especially when walking amongst fellow Goats he would always try to impress the ladies with how he was "The Real Deal" for them. (Which was very true due to his handsomeness, but he did often come off as such a jackass that most of the gals decided to avoid him instead.)
Despite that all he really had to show for his self-proclaimed praise was the words of the main farmer himself calling him "A true work of beauty", but that was all about to change very soon!
Overhearing the Humans talking to each other one morning Rufus got to hear some pretty big news being shared around.
Apparently there was this "Beauty Contest" for Farm Animals about to take place a week from now, and he had heard the main farmer saying that he was considering putting up Rufus as his number 1 contender for his farm!
If Rufus already had a pretty bloated ego then hearing that made it almost burst from the inflation it was given, as the proud Goat started to spend the next coming days letting everyone else of the animals that he was "Special".
But it wasn't all gloating since Rufus also started to think a lot more about his looks, as he wanted to make sure he would look his absolute best once the day of the contest was here.
So one could often see him either training himself to keep his body in shape, or being incredibly picky with what and how much he would eat to make sure he didn't ruin his figure.
He had always seen himself as the true sign of beauty, and he really didn't want to mess up this chance to actually prove it to the rest that it was true!
Finally the day before the planned trip to the local fair where the beauty contest would be held was coming to an end, and as Rufus was just casually strolling around the outskirts of the farm he spotted something he had never seen before.
Growing just outside of the fence seemed to be something that was resembling Flowers, except they all had this strange Blue Glow to them.
Rufus was just about to try and get himself a taste of those when a fellow Goat shows up, and urged him heavily to not try and "tempt fait" like this.
He told Rufus that those flowers could be a result from that strange Nuclear Power Plant that was just about a 200-300 yards from the farm. (Which he had heard from the farmers saying had experienced a minor leak just a few days ago, and with winds having been flowing in this direction.)
During all of this Rufus wasn't listening, since all that his mind could be thinking about was how this other Goat was telling him NOT to eat it.
"Why would that be?" He wondered as he rather quickly came to (What he felt was) a very logical conclusion.
These flowers must be of a very rare kind, and their taste is probably so good that they don't want to share any with him, and therefore is trying to scare him away from them!
"Yes, that had to be it!" Rufus thought as he now felt more determined then ever to get himself a taste out of these rare flowers once that other Goat would stop talking and leave.
So once he left Rufus took and completely ignored the warning that other Goat had been trying to give him, as he pushed his head through the gaps of the fence, stretched out his neck as much as he could, and then finally managed to snag and eat up a couple of the strange looking flowers.
They had a very "Unique" taste to say the least, and while it didn't taste amazing or anything Rufus still didn't understand what all that talk about warnings had been about.
Not that he wasn't worried about it being bad for his body or anything. (After all, he had seen many of his fellow Goat friends eating up things like metal cans, and literal garbage!)
"Plus, it's so close to my big day, so how much harm to my diet can two silly flowers do?" Rufus asked himself as he nudged at his own belly before then making his way back to his stable.
As he did so he didn't notice how as he was digesting the strange plants his belly started to bloat outwards slowly, and as he was making his way back to his stable he had a hanging gut that looked like someone having a bit of a "Hay belly".
Many of the other Goats noticed the sudden tummy that Rufus was now sporting, but knowing how hot-headed he could get when you gave his body a comment he didn't like they all decided to keep quiet.
Getting himself inside Rufus did notice how he felt like he was having a weight hanging down from his middle that was peddling with each step, but he just saw it as his head making stuff up as he got himself to rest for the night.
"Tomorrow I will easily be the most handsome and dare I even say, Sexy farm animal anyone has ever seen!" Rufus thought to himself as he started to dream about his upcoming victory tomorrow, while his belly would continue growing slowly through the whole night!
When waking up the next morning Rufus found himself leaning very heavily against one the left wall of his stable, and when trying to get onto a better balance he found that only the legs on his left side was able to touch the ground.
Opening his eyes fully Rufus looked down to see why his legs on the right side had such troubles touching the grounds, and that's when he noticed that he had now a belly as big and round like a literal hay bal!
With a careful hoof Rufus took and poked his own bloated middle, as he hoped that maybe it was the results of his stomach having digested something weird. (He had after all witnessed similar things happening to some of the other goats when eating something that wasn't their normal type of food, and they would then get out of that bloated state by..."letting off the pressure" so to speak.)
Thinking it was the same case for him just being filled with tons of gas Rufus sank his hoof deeply into his big belly to confirm his theory, only to then feel how instead of empty space he could feel an actual mass of fat facing him!
Touching himself over and over again Rufus was desperately trying to convince himself that this wasn't real, and it only dawned on him even more what the painful truth really was.
This was actually all a part of his body now, and there was nothing he could do to magically make it go away!
Letting out a loud scream of terror over it all Rufus tried to make a mad dash out from his personal stable, only to instead find himself getting stuck in the doorway!
Having caused his other Goat buddies to wake up from his screaming many of them had to try their best to not laugh over the sight of him now being so fat he couldn't get out, and instead one of them tried to keep a straight face as she asked "Are you having some kind of problem, Rufus?"
Rufus of course didn't like to state the obvious about his weight issue, so instead he simply tossed out an excuse of "The doors must have been getting smaller since last night." before then asking for some help to push him out.
Getting a chance to brag to the master bragger now about how agile they now where two of the other Goats each jumped over the walls into Rufus's stable, before then placing themselves ready right behind him.
Aiming for the very middle of his massive backside the two Goats counted down to 3 before the charging at him, and managing to his butt with their horned heads so hard that Rufus came loose with a loud "PLOP!!!" like sound!
Being unable to control himself going forward Rufus continued on through the main entrance of the barn, and finally ended up landing right into a massive mud puddle!
As if that wasn't embarrassing looking enough the main farmer ended up showing up at that very moment, and as he looked down at the obese muddy Goat he couldn't help but to shout out "Rufus?!" in massive confusion.
Rufus had no idea how during the course of one night all of this could have happen to him, and he felt right now like this couldn't possible be real but instead had to be some kind of nightmare he was dreaming.
But he knew all to well that this was real, and that the chances of him winning the prize as the best looking Goat was about as big as zero right now.
The farmer guy did look pretty disappointed over what had happen with his number one Goat, but his face soon turned brighter as an idea sparked in his head.
"Perhaps...maybe it is not to late to sign him up for that other thing?" The farmer said as he left to make a quick call to the local fair that where to hold the contest, as Rufus could only wonder on just what was going to happen to him now.
After a few minutes the man came back (And with a bit of a grin on his face this time), and told Rufus that he shouldn't worry about his chances of not winning first prize at the fair anymore.
"I've got you a spot in another contest they are holding there, and I am pretty sure you are going to win that one!" The farmer said as Rufus started to feel a little bit better of the fact that he might still end up as a winner, despite not having any idea on what that other contest would be.
Once getting himself cleaned up from all the mud Rufus and his owner was heading over to the fair, where it became painfully obvious on what kind of contest he had been signed up for now.
Instead of trying to find the most handsome and beautiful farm animal out there, this contest was about finding the FATTEST one of all!
And despite him now wishing to actually lose that contest Rufus ended up finding himself as the winner, beating actual Pigs and Cows in both weight and size!
Getting that blue ribbon placed onto the middle of his bloated gut Rufus now wished that he had never aimed for victory in the first place, as he wondered if anything could make this moment even more embarrassing for him?
The answer came in the form of a bunch of photographs that was planning to take winning pictures of him, and right before the cameras started to go off Rufus ended up getting a very familiar looking flower stuffed into his mouth!
It was his very own owner that stuffed another one of those blue flowers into his mouth, as the Farmer told him "I figured these little ones has to be the cause of it, so hope you now enjoy your time in the spot light."
Right then the pictures went off, and Rufus knew that for the rest of his life he would become remembered as probably the worlds fattest Goat! (While looking like the worlds saddest winner in the process.)
Category Story / Fat Furs
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