Id is a very impatient individual. So how does her keep himself calm when not drinking, getting high and/or banging hoes out on the streets? He needs smokes. Any will do, but he especially loves Malboro and Cuban cigars. Fortunately most stores carry tobacco in their inventory, but what happens if they've unexpectedly run out? The lack of nicotine poisoning his lungs makes Id crankier than usual and won't hesitate to pull out his S&W Model 29 and blow someone's brains out.

If you happen to be a store clerk or happen to be visiting a store, if Id walks in, look as miserable as possible, and for God's sake don't look at him. He'll come for you later and shoot you. But if you're a store clerk of a store that's out of tobacco, pray Id will me merciful, but with that being cvery unlikely, pray he forgot his gun or hasn't reloaded it in a while, otherwise your chances for survival are slim to nothing.