So, big into pranks, huh? Is that your favorite way to pass the time, or do you have other things that keep your attention? Who's your favorite victim?

Wilma: Oooh, our jokes are a big fave, but not the only thing we get up to! Me and Andy're both in the Drama and Film clubs, and we do a bit of acting - Andy prefers being in front of the camera a bit more than I do, but we've both written and acted for some short film projects, and we got , and it's great fun. Guess ya could say we get it from our Mama Lani - we're gonna be in movies and mags just like her someday. I guarantee it.

Andy: Mmhm... Victims outside the family? A few of our friends. And Phyllis Wiemarch. S'a fuckin' shrew.

Wilma: Gods but she is suchabitch! Talkin' shit about Mom and how she runs the school - like anyone really gave a shit about Undergrounder kids getting a real education 'fore she took over. Ask me, Mom should take the stick out of her ass and replace it with something else, if you catch my drift.

Andy: Ew.

Wilma: What? She may not be nice, but she's not bad looking for an older woman - if she'd ever frickin' smile and stop spewin' bullshit.

Andy: Eh... Maybe. But in the family? Siggy and Susie. It's fun tryin' to rile 'em up. Sometimes Eir - she's way too fuckin' serious for a kid.

Wilma: I know, right? She needs to lighten up and relax! An' maybe be a little more open - jeez, like she's the only one to go through puberty or have both sets of naughty bits.

Andy: She's shy. S'a little weird for Trolls - but nothing wrong with it.

Wilma: Right! And she's OUR little weird! - and lemme tell you, we've got something lined up for this one little frosty shithead a grade up from her, Erik Perko, that's been harassing her, makin' passes and not accepting "No" means fuckin' no!

Andy: ...Don't tell our Mom.

Wilma: Er.... Yeah... Please? At least not about us putting Perko in his place.

I am...Honestly surprised by how vulgar the two of you are. It's pretty great, though. Definitely funny.

Seems you're both well into the more mature aspect of Troll rearing, too. You guys get up to some more adult antics, I'm sure. Hopefully nothing you've gotten in trouble for, though.

And do you ever actually get in trouble for pranking people? If your Mom needs to be kept out of the loop on something, I'd assume so!

Wilma: Eeeyeeeaaah, we get in trouble sometimes, if we get caught. And lemme tell you - sitting in a corner while all six of your parents are having a meeting to figure out how they're going to punish you for sneaking lifesavers into the school's gym showers is... Kinda nerve-wracking.

Andy: Guh... Don't remind me of that.

Wilma: Fuckin' Hel - helping with janitorial duty after homework, every day for a week... So gross. So fuckin' gross.

Andy: Yeah.... But sometimes, the punishments aren't too bad. Depends on how "nasty" it was - an' who finds out about it first.

Wilma: Heh... Yeeeaaah. Papas Rolf and Holt sometimes get a kick out of 'em, and I've seen Mother Hilde'll smirk on occasion - ya can tell when she wants to bust out a laugh, but has to be all mature and responsible. But she doesn't approve us pulling anything on the younger kids - or "payback" pranks. Says retaliation never ends well, and we should be above it and all that... But some people are real shitheels, ya know? 'Sides, we've never done anything that'd cause anyone any harm.

Andy: S'all in good fun. Some people just have a crappy sense'a humor.

Suppose that's fair enough; I know there are plenty of people who just don't take to pranks well. I'm one of them; never much cared for 'em. *HATE* April Fool's Day.

Wilma: Heh - I can get that. Again - there's doing stuff for fun and knowin' what lines not to cross once we know a person. The Andy-and-Wilma-Trollercoaster does have brakes, after all.

Andy: Gods, that was bad.

Wilma: Shuuuush, like you've never said anything punny.

Andy: Ehhh... Fair. Anyway - tricks are fun, but there's more to life 'n that.

Wilma: Yeah. Aside from the pranks and jokes, and film and acting, we like camping as much as anyone else in the family... Well, I do. Andy'd rather lounge in the shade an' write ideas for our next project... Or be flirting with some pretty thing that catches his eye.

Andy: Like you've never flirted.

Wilma: Heh... Fair.

Hah. Well, it sounds like you guys have a lot of fun, and with a family as cool as yours I can see why.

Wilma: Hel yes! We've got the best family ever, occasional punishment aside.

Andy: Mmm... Sometimes included.

Wilma: Pfft. Sorry, brother dear - not quite my thing.

Andy: *Shrugs and smirks* Well, we're not identical.

Wilma: True enough! But close enough to have a great time confusing the hell out of people... Hey, Mister - your opinion; what's more awkward for "normal" folks, hitting on what you think is a girl finding out they're male instead - or finding out they're packing more than expected?

Huh. You know, not being "normal" folks and seeing both aspects as rather fun and amusing, I'm not entirely sure. I might say the first one, if only because there's a distinct sense of "Wait, wut" there, so to speak.