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I'm guessing that last one isn't a standard roll out of the Dungeon Master's Guide...
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Category All / Fantasy
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Ahem...
Loves
D&D 3.5
Pathfinder.
Cthulhu tech.
GURPS, I can hardly wait for the Girl Genius World Book.
Exalted [All of it]
Vampire: OWoD.
Werewolf: OWoD
Mage: OWoD
Orpheus.
dislikes
D&D 4th ed.
Champions. [But I'll play it]
NWoD stuff...
I've played Old Gamma world, circa 1980's
Doctor Who.
Mech Warrior [We are gonna try the new version that's come out.]
Psi-World.
Elf Quest.
I own 98 dice of assorted types and styles and have my Gold on Black Assasin dice and a set of yellow jade diece... made from yellow Jade.
Loves
D&D 3.5
Pathfinder.
Cthulhu tech.
GURPS, I can hardly wait for the Girl Genius World Book.
Exalted [All of it]
Vampire: OWoD.
Werewolf: OWoD
Mage: OWoD
Orpheus.
dislikes
D&D 4th ed.
Champions. [But I'll play it]
NWoD stuff...
I've played Old Gamma world, circa 1980's
Doctor Who.
Mech Warrior [We are gonna try the new version that's come out.]
Psi-World.
Elf Quest.
I own 98 dice of assorted types and styles and have my Gold on Black Assasin dice and a set of yellow jade diece... made from yellow Jade.
Likes Pathfinder and GURPS while disliking NWoD and 4e; heh. I think I'm in love.
I haven't played any from your last paragraph. I primarily play 3.5 and now Pathfinder, I love GURPS but not many of my players want to play a high RP game. <shrugs> I'm the DM/GM 90% of the time and have been playing off and on since I was 12.
I own less than a dozen sets of dice. Some metal and worked stone but nothing precious. Though I do have my eye on a set of worked black onyx dice, would go well with my Necropolitan Gray Elf wizard.
I haven't played any from your last paragraph. I primarily play 3.5 and now Pathfinder, I love GURPS but not many of my players want to play a high RP game. <shrugs> I'm the DM/GM 90% of the time and have been playing off and on since I was 12.
I own less than a dozen sets of dice. Some metal and worked stone but nothing precious. Though I do have my eye on a set of worked black onyx dice, would go well with my Necropolitan Gray Elf wizard.
Ooh. Actually, that gives me an idea for the BEST SET OF PRE-GEN CHARACTERS EVER. Including a smart-assed little thief with inexplicably spiky yellow hair. And a hot elf paladin* MILF with an unfortunate habit of putting her pretty blue hair up in a Tower of Doom. And a know it-all halfling druid with a pearl necklace** and a thing for ponies***. And an incontinent 78-year-old bard with an onion on his belt. :D
* After all, she was a cop for a while!
** No, Drake. ;)
*** NO, DRAKE. ;)
* After all, she was a cop for a while!
** No, Drake. ;)
*** NO, DRAKE. ;)
Stasis Treasure Chest: This magical artifact effectively stops time within it while closed. The magical latch can only be opened by living or outsider will (so no constructs, undead, or bumping the latch can get it open) and while it is shut nothing can get in--the stasis effect prevents anything from even attempting to get out.
While inside an active Stasis Treasure Chest:
Food will not spoil.
Creatures will not age.
Creatures will not take damage or be subject to special effects other than the stasis.
Creatures will not heal.
Metal will not rust.
Other effects that depend on time behave as if it were the same round from the closing of the chest to its opening, with respect to anything inside.
The stasis effect does extend to the inside of a Bag of Holding or similar extradimensional space placed inside the chest, since the field's boundaries are determined at the time the chest is closed, and extend to the extradimensional boundaries of the bag.
Thus, you could keep anything from trophies to tacos in a Stasis Treasure Chest and it will be as fresh when you open it as the eon you closed it. Got an heir to a throne that must be kept hidden and safe? Put him in a Stasis Treasure Chest and throw it in an ocean--when your descendants fish it up in a thousand years, he'll still be alive and wondering where you went. Sealed evil away for a thousand years, but it's been 999 years and you still don't have any idea how to beat it? Put it in one of our Fire Immune Stasis Treasure Chests and chuck it in a volcano so you have some extra time to figure it out. Leftover meat loaf? NO PROBLEM!!! XD
While inside an active Stasis Treasure Chest:
Food will not spoil.
Creatures will not age.
Creatures will not take damage or be subject to special effects other than the stasis.
Creatures will not heal.
Metal will not rust.
Other effects that depend on time behave as if it were the same round from the closing of the chest to its opening, with respect to anything inside.
The stasis effect does extend to the inside of a Bag of Holding or similar extradimensional space placed inside the chest, since the field's boundaries are determined at the time the chest is closed, and extend to the extradimensional boundaries of the bag.
Thus, you could keep anything from trophies to tacos in a Stasis Treasure Chest and it will be as fresh when you open it as the eon you closed it. Got an heir to a throne that must be kept hidden and safe? Put him in a Stasis Treasure Chest and throw it in an ocean--when your descendants fish it up in a thousand years, he'll still be alive and wondering where you went. Sealed evil away for a thousand years, but it's been 999 years and you still don't have any idea how to beat it? Put it in one of our Fire Immune Stasis Treasure Chests and chuck it in a volcano so you have some extra time to figure it out. Leftover meat loaf? NO PROBLEM!!! XD
Evil always finds a way to get out.
Just look at how many times Dracula has to be taken down int he Castlevania series.
On the other hand that could make for a great escape! Sorta like what they did with Scotty in Star Trek:NG. He was in a transporter loop for ages.
-B!
Just look at how many times Dracula has to be taken down int he Castlevania series.
On the other hand that could make for a great escape! Sorta like what they did with Scotty in Star Trek:NG. He was in a transporter loop for ages.
-B!
All you need to do is find a scroll of Mordenkeinans Magnificent Mexican Munchery, which summons a magical Mexican restaurante which serves fresh food and has a complete menu, including soppapillas and flautas, fresh hot steaming tortilla's with butter and all the cheese and guac you can eat.
Its way better than "Tensors Tasty Taco" spell. :D
powah.
Its way better than "Tensors Tasty Taco" spell. :D
powah.
Depending on the burial time of that chest, wouldn't a chest of tacos be old, stale, and generally unsafe to eat?
Now, a spell scroll for Summon Taco IV, THAT Would be idea! even better: You Use the summon Taco IV spell a foot above the target group and rain fiery salsa upon their heads! If the target group area in a five foot radius fails its saving throw (vs. Con), it would cause temporary blindness due to fiery spices (-2 to aim, slight confusion thrown into the mix).
You may think its useless, but if one continues in teh art one can learn the Fiery Salsa Bolt! Its spicy enough to stop a LIch in its tracks!
Now, a spell scroll for Summon Taco IV, THAT Would be idea! even better: You Use the summon Taco IV spell a foot above the target group and rain fiery salsa upon their heads! If the target group area in a five foot radius fails its saving throw (vs. Con), it would cause temporary blindness due to fiery spices (-2 to aim, slight confusion thrown into the mix).
You may think its useless, but if one continues in teh art one can learn the Fiery Salsa Bolt! Its spicy enough to stop a LIch in its tracks!
never eat food found in dungeon chests, unless you're sure the GM isn't mad at you.
always find goblin lairs and have them tell you where they go for food. i mean, squabbling idiots that live in their own filth describes most trailer parks i've lived near and they're the take-out market's best customers! they have to know where to get tacos!
...check to see if the orb summons tacos.
always find goblin lairs and have them tell you where they go for food. i mean, squabbling idiots that live in their own filth describes most trailer parks i've lived near and they're the take-out market's best customers! they have to know where to get tacos!
...check to see if the orb summons tacos.
I had the DM give my cleric make a spell that created a Super Taco that Could Cure Major Wounds and +4 To Strength for 12 Min...
When he asked why I said "Because, it's a Taco... Of Holiness...."
He told me to Roll to see If my God Would allow it... And I rolled a Natural 20...
From that point on I always Pray to Pelor for His holy Tacos...
When he asked why I said "Because, it's a Taco... Of Holiness...."
He told me to Roll to see If my God Would allow it... And I rolled a Natural 20...
From that point on I always Pray to Pelor for His holy Tacos...
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