We're at war! Aye, Laddies, WAR.

Our soo called "Gud Frend" Tha Soldier has betrayed us. Cast us aside foor whut? A few shiny roockets? A nuu pick-axe? Well Ah say NAY, Lads! We shan't stand douwn and we shan't Surrender! We are DEMOMEN!!! Proud, one-eyed, messengars of death and mayham! We will fight tha gud fight, Laddies. An' we will drink over their graves! It'll be a grim fable we tell our bonnie lasses and our wee littl' un's whence we recount this day! Stand proud lads! Yee're a Demoman!

I didn't win, but seeing the winning entries, I can't say I'm surprised. I was truely out-classed.
(lol out-classed... demo/soldier war... class... get it? *iz shot*)