Well here, put on some cartoons while I make you a drink, and when I get back I'll suck your titties.

Tittie-sucking is inherently joyful.

Here-here!

This needs to be a show.

"What are your demands?"
"I want a handjob!"
"You... You've taken 32 hostages... for a handjob?"
"And a Snickers."
"..."
"Hello?"

And if that doesn't work, they can change places as a test. Science!

I know the first girl's pain. I've never given anyone a rub-and-tug, especially not to free hostages, but apparently my phone number is very similar to an agency that shuttles elderly people. I get phone calls all the time from people calling to get their elderly loved one picked up, or someone calling to ask where the Hell I was. It would be funny if it wasn't elderly people. It makes me wonder how bad the guy is at his job that people have to call every so often to ask where he is and why he's so late.

nice

Hooker saves the day!

Lucky girl.
The number of a friend was one number away from the fueral home down the street.

what about all 3 at the same time, multitasking

this is hilarious and super sweet at the same time. i hope slutty hamster can suck her nipples well enough to lighten that depression load.

Her super hero costume had a utility belt that has condoms, cock rings, and her trusty vibe with many attachments.

Yeah WHY NOT

Indeed!

Need a friend like her, cause booze is not cutting it!

You are sick and perverted.

And thank you for that.

You're most welcome.

That should certainly cheer us up.

One would hope!

Heh

Her friend is so lovely. <3

Thank you.

Who is the slutty hamster's friend anyways? Sorry if I am forgetting after an introduction was already made.

I'm not sure their dynamic just yet. She appeared in the background a couple times, and then became a character.

Ain't that just the way?

If I might throw out a suggestion maybe half-sister? She seems to have the same ear structure and fur pattern. With a bit of similarities in eyebrow thickness. Her sour expressions make it hard to compare mouth and eyes precisely, but the nose does seem different. Also the considerable height difference. She seems younger than slutty hamster so that would imply hamster mom had a side guy at least once if half-sister was the case. And maybe they live together as room mates, house mates, or still at home with the folks.

Other than that half-hamster could merely be a coincidence and she could be an unrelated room mate or house mate.

Thanks! I'll keep that in mind. 8)