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Kiriska Commission - He's Made A List - And You've All Been
Santa ClausTalons has made a list, he checked it just the once because there was nobody good on it at all. SHAME ON YOU. So, no coal in your stocking this year, he's going to rain WMD's and explosives down your chimney. And you will LIKE IT.
If you leave a glass of milk and a raw, bloody steak out for him this year he might just consider making an exception for you.
HO HO HO, Seasoned Greetings, my little droogs.
If you leave a glass of milk and a raw, bloody steak out for him this year he might just consider making an exception for you.
HO HO HO, Seasoned Greetings, my little droogs.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Comics
Species Reptilian (Other)
Size 800 x 405px
File Size 202.2 kB
Don't get too greedy little boy, otherwise Santa Talons will let Rudolph The Psychotic Demonic Reindeer eat you. You can have an MP40, 20 Kilos of C4 and a bag full of decorative (but functional) detonators made by a corner-cutting military ordinance contractor who put in the lowest bid
Waitaminute, he gives all the bad, misbehaving kids explosives and WMDs?? Geez, and here I thought Santa's standard policy of giving bad kids charcoal (i.e. flammable rocks) was a bad idea...
*Kicks over some old lady trying to cross the street in the cold* I can has dirty bomb, pleez?
*Kicks over some old lady trying to cross the street in the cold* I can has dirty bomb, pleez?
Leave it to you to make me laugh...
Kicking over old grannies in the street is second only to pushing a baby-pushchair (with passenger) in front of the #32 bus for Vøksen-Skog. You has qualified for a cold-war ex-Soviet thermonuclear weapon stock-pile. And here is the ticket for Severodvinsk (premium economy on Aeroflot) and the key.
Have fun and don't do anything he wouldn't!
Kicking over old grannies in the street is second only to pushing a baby-pushchair (with passenger) in front of the #32 bus for Vøksen-Skog. You has qualified for a cold-war ex-Soviet thermonuclear weapon stock-pile. And here is the ticket for Severodvinsk (premium economy on Aeroflot) and the key.
Have fun and don't do anything he wouldn't!
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