Aw, how cute! I wanna climb up and mess with that hair floof. o:

I dont have any problem with that~

Hm... *The mouse suddenly skitters around behind you, and starts scaling the folds of your mountainous ass.*

Sorry, I don't want to risk running into the business end of that straw when I get up there... ._.

*It jiggles and softly squishes beneath you*

Smart choice.

Thanks~! I thought so too.
*His puny digits could just barely be felt squeezing along your giant rump, gently but firmly gripping their way upwards, until the little rodent eventually reaches the top of your buttcrack... while your pudge wobbles ominously beneath him, and he struggles to keep his footing steady.*

... then again, maybe there was a better way to do this.

What do you mean? You have a couch to yourself back there~

*He stares down into the dark chasm between your cheeks, and his feet shudder against your ass as he slowly backs away.*

Don't get me wrong, it's a very nice... seat... I'm just worried about getting lost between the cushions is all...

Ohhh dont worry, I could get you out! *I chuckle.*

*Your laughter had caused just the slightest ripple beneath me, throwing me off my balance... and plunging headfirst into butt-crack canyon. I let out a stifled squeak and weakly struggled to push free from your weight.*
Nnh...! But your arms are so short and chubby. How could you possibly get me out of here?

Well, i could jiggle and jiggle until your wiggled out, or let out a little... Steam~!

Ah?! Well, alright... Let's start off by trying the first one! That idea sounds like it stinks less.

*Starts sloshing side to side, rocking over and over and looking like a big blob of jello*

*Your gelatinous wobbling allowed my body the freedom to move... rather, only enough to fall down deeper between your rear, ultimately being squashed into a pit of total darkness.*
I... I think I'm stuck inside the back of your pants now. This was a huge mistake!

I don't think its a mistake, I think you might be in a squishy jello heaven~

Well it's definitely cozy down here... a bit warm, though... I guess it's not so bad~
*Shuffles around beneath your flabby cheeks, blushing as I try to get into a comfy spot*

It could be a lot warmer~

W... what?! You wouldn't!
*Frantically scritches at your inner buttcrack, trying to escape*

Only if you'd liiike, but i cant hold it forever~

... that's just going to make it worse, isn't it?
*Lays into your pillowy ass in defeat*

Alright, I've made up my mind! *Takes a deep breath* Please just let it out before it builds up any more...

Good choice~ *A stream of nonstop thick gas escapes my ass and nearly blows you out of it, an unbearable stench filling your nose.*

*I held onto your roaring ass for dear life while it belched its noxious gusts, clutching your pudgy cheeks tightly for fear of being blasted into the ground.*
Ufh... my head... my nose... my eyes... my everything...!

Ahhh~ You out of there now?

*Ruffles my head softly against your ass, sputtering weakly and trying to collect my bearings.*
bleh... I'm afraid not... I mi~ght have chickened out and stayed put so I wouldn't get blown out too hard... I'm sorry, but that gas was something vicious!

I take that as a compliment, really~

Well, it's definitely... *cough*... impressive how something so cute could unleash something that gross, that's for sure...

Cute and gross? You're spoiling me~!

It's only fair! You're spoiling me pretty well just holding me in these cushy curves of yours! You're fluffy, adorable... *huff* you've just got that way of spoiling the air back here... but I guess it could be worse...

Would you like to see worse~?

... something tells me it's a bad idea, but morbid curiosity is just itching to know. How does it get any worse than that?

It could be a lot longer, louder and much more foul smelling~

Feh. A little longer and a little stronger, huh... I bet I could take it~!

Wanna find out~?

*Continues scurrying along the deep of your butt crack, trying to search for a way out.*
I get the feeling I'm going to find out whether I want to or not... I-I think I'm actually starting to get lost down here. I just hope I'm not too close to...?!

*I began sliding between your cheeks on a stray bead of sweat, ultimately falling headfirst into the dark of your ass with a sickening plunk. My feet kicked desperately against the wrinkled skin surrounding them, struggling to escape.*

Oooh~! I can feel that down there, how did you end up so deep~? If you stick around too long, you'll have to find out by force~

I-I was just looking around for a way to get back out... and somehow I got the exact opposite! Of course I'll be sticking around, I'm completely stuck!
*I pulled and I pulled and I pulled back some more, still trying to wrestle my head free from your asshole, my heels dug into its wrinkled flesh while I pushed from the other side. There was just so much flab, it was like being caught in the world's softest vice. There was no room for escape, and that foul smell was starting to creep its way through again.*

Oh, this is bad...

I'd stop trying to leave and start trying to prepare for whats coming~!